Test thread

Does your Mother know that you use words like that?
For shame!

Wonderful!

I find it interesting that “Darth Teste” is a good name for a band.
-D/a

She’d be all discombobulated and intercalated if she knew!

Since you opened this thread I’d just like to say that you are the bestest, Ellen Cherry.

ETA: And cute!

You obviously haven’t seen me typing with my toes. :wink:

Whilst remotely modding one day
Her toes assumed quite a wide splay
The unintended consequences thereof
What with typing through white cotton kid gloves
Allowed Ellen to ignore the syntactic violations.

:smiley:

Modding from the bus. Modding from the elevator. Modding while buying broccoli. Modding while melting sugar down into a reduction to use as a lovely crystalline glaze over sweet potatoes sculpted into the likeness of Cecil Adams.

What’s the world come to ??

ITD was all twitterpated
As Ellen’s toes tapped away, all elated.
In the background they heard
A perfectly cromulent word:
Darth Teste singing their hit “Intercalated.”

And if I wind up banned you’ll know the reason why :smiley:

If horrifying puns and embarrassing limericks became ban-worthy offenses, we’d lose our most talented posters. I really find it hard to get through the day without at least one terrible pun.

So thats how they get away with it!

Poke.

If you get the iMod app, it includes the iBan app at no extra charge. I understand that there is a virtual iSlap mod in the works too. Technology is great.

can i post?

Pig in a

Ellen, can I get an official moderator warning?

I’ve been working on my new “bad boy” image and need the warning for street cred.
:smiley:

**Shakes **wanted a moderator warning
To give his new bad boy image a dawning.
**Ellen **used her iMod app
To give **Shakes **such a slap!
When he landed his street cred was spawning.

I make some sh-t up if you’d like. Say you called me a dukey butt or something.

Mommmmmmmmm, he’s touching me!!

I’m glad that we’ve gotten all this out in the open.