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I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Yours truly,
aha

[Billdo]

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4. With intent to avoid payment by himself or another person of the
   lawful charge for any telecommunications service, including, without
   limitation, cable television service, or any gas, steam, sewer, water,
   electrical, telegraph or telephone service which is provided for a
   charge or compensation, he obtains or attempts to obtain such service
   for himself or another person or avoids or attempts to avoid payment
   therefor by himself or another person by means of (a) tampering or
   making connection with the equipment of the supplier, whether by
   mechanical, electrical, acoustical or other means, or (b) offering for
   sale or otherwise making available, to anyone other than the provider
   of a telecommunications service for such service provider`s own use in
   the provision of its service, any telecommunications decoder or
   descrambler, a principal function of which defeats a mechanism of
   electronic signal encryption, jamming or individually addressed
   switching imposed by the provider of any such telecommunications
   service to restrict the delivery of such service, or © any
   misrepresentation of fact which he knows to be false, or (d) any other
   artifice, trick, deception, code or device. For the purposes of this
   subdivision the telecommunications decoder or descrambler described in
   paragraph (b) above or the device described in paragraph (d) above
   shall not include any non-decoding and non-descrambling channel
   frequency converter or any television receiver type-accepted by the
   federal communications commission. In any prosecution under this
   subdivision, proof that telecommunications equipment, including,
   without limitation, any cable television converter, descrambler, or
   related equipment, has been tampered with or otherwise intentionally
   prevented from performing its functions of control of service delivery
   without the consent of the supplier of the service, or that
   telecommunications equipment, including, without limitation, any cable
   television converter, descrambler, receiver, or related equipment, has
   been connected to the equipment of the supplier of the service without
   the consent of the supplier of the service, shall be presumptive
   evidence that the resident to whom the service which is at the time
   being furnished by or through such equipment has, with intent to avoid
   payment by himself or another person for a prospective or already
   rendered service, created or caused to be created with reference to
   such equipment, the condition so existing. A person who tampers with
   such a device or equipment without the consent of the supplier of the
   service is presumed to do so with intent to avoid, or to enable
   another to avoid, payment for the service involved. In any prosecution
   under this subdivision, proof that any telecommunications decoder or
   descrambler, a principal function of which defeats a mechanism of
   electronic signal encryption, jamming or individually addressed
   switching imposed by the provider of any such telecommunications
   service to restrict the delivery of such service, has been offered for
   sale or otherwise made available by anyone other than the supplier of
   such service shall be presumptive evidence that the person offering
   such equipment for sale or otherwise making it available has, with
   intent to avoid payment by himself or another person of the lawful
   charge for such service, obtained or attempted to obtain such service
   for himself or another person or avoided or attempted to avoid payment
   therefor by himself or another person;

This has been a test.

[Tymp]

http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/002253.html

[aha]

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Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here. -Ed Zotti
One of the few who have been personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

[aha]

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Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here. -Ed Zotti

…
One of the few who have been personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

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Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here. -Ed Zotti*

Yours truly,
aha

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Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here.

-Ed Zotti

Yours truly,
aha

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Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here. -Ed Zotti

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Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here.
-Ed Zotti

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Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here.
Ed Zotti~

[as_u_wish]

Aha, seeing as you got officially welcomed by Ed, how about if you start an “offical welcomes by aha” thread? Kind of an Ed proxy…spread the joy. I mean you’ve been annointed!!! Can’t we just assume you have Ed’s delegated authority to welcome us newbies? Or at least me?

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inconceivable? i don’t think that word means what you think it does

[iceprincess]

So can I really get this to work? I think so.
Thanx.

[Flinx]

Testing a sig.

“No matter how thin you slice it, it’s still baloney.” - Alfred E. Smith

[Elthia]

Hmm.

[Shayna]

test, too.

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“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7. (And if you want to know who the others are, click here. I’m in very good company!

“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank

[KeithT]

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“The best way to do mathematics is to be creatively lazy.” -I. M. Isaacs

[evilbeth]

just checking

[evilbeth]

again

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Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.

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One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.

[evilbeth]

again

[evilbeth]

last time

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Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.

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One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.