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Close the thread? Please, not till we discuss your sick fascination with Ms. Rice!
Well, some men have a fascination for women of power. You shouldn’t make fun of that.
Of course he should still seek professional help. 
Well, I know Henry Kissinger claimed power was the ultimate aphrodesiac, so I guess I should revel in the feminist delight that that now works in both directions – but surely js_a could have found a picture of her where she looked less, uh, in need of an aphrodesiac?
I do believe that’s the expression a puppet gets get when the hand of its Evil Puppet Master is inserted …
Oh wait, this isn’t the BBQ Pit, is it?
Never mind.
Maybe he has already got a full collection of all other pictures, and just needed this to complete the set? That’s real love for ya.
Or are we missing the obvious? If you look at the picture, you see a young man behind her, with short hair. Who is he?
Or a laxative…
I bet his organ-doner card says “For Condi only!!!” on it.
Wait, we’re talking about me!! Up yours, tormentors!! Oh god, stop the abuse!!
Oh, come on – we saw the picture – clearly there’s a little dominatrix action in this fantasy of yours…
Don’t throw stones, twickster, we all know about you and “The Fist”, if that’s what you’re calling it nowadays.
But whose dance party would you rather attend? 
Tough question, 'cos I just love Songbird by Kenny G.
The entire computer lab just stopped what they were doing as I tried to control my laughter, resulting in something that can only be described as a “laugh/sneeze”.