Not meant to be poilitical… it’s just a picture…
The robotic one-eyed alien seemed fascinated in my left shouder.
(yeah I know it’s stupid)
"Grrrrr…brains…
The lying was getting easier and was even becoming a turn-on as Dr Rice ran a hand over her erect nipples.
/needs to look up “caption” in the dictionary…thinks it might be too long 
You look like a man about to have an I.R.S. audit.
“With my heart in Cheney’s chest, this oath is like, totally void. Or something.”
(I’m developing a seriously perverse crush on Condi. I’d let her walk all over me in spikey boots, and like it. Just thought I’d share.)
OMG! I thought I was the only one! 
My caption…
“Yes! I F**king swear!”
“I shouldn’t have eaten that leftover triple-layer chili mac for breakfast today.”
Or…
“I should have taken TUMS.”
(Hey, so she looks like a person with a bad case of indigestion/heartburn to me.)
<< But reading the manual isn’t any fun! >>
“But to call me a liar…that hurts me. That hurts me right here.”
This week on The Apprentice, Omarosa once again screws up Kwames’ last chance to impress Donald Trump.
When come back, bring stylist.
“Super-glue made that lollipop stick on my hand”
“Is it getting a little evil in here, or is it just me?”
“Why mistah Chairman. I do dee-clahr! A woman of my delicate upbringin’ should nevah have to answer such questions. titter”
“…and to the Republic for which it… which it… hm… which… oh, crap. Line?”
“Which hand goes over my heart?”
“Isn’t this where my ‘heart’ would be?”
No! Not the stake! Not the stake!
“West Siiide!”
“Aw shucks. I keep my left eyebrow in here.”.
Actually, Agent K, the alien universe has been hanging from my necklace all along.
Whew! That was close, I almost told the truth!
Cheney was right. I shoulda had Clarke whacked weeks ago.
Or, from the other point of view:
I felt a tremendous disturbance in The Force.