Ok, I’ll start. The whole purpose of those cooking devices is to hold the waves in, not let them out.
Swing away Dopers, swing away.
Do you know what embarrasses me most about the SDMB? It’s that I almost always get the references. 
Eta: Even those from movies I wish I never saw.
This (YouTube) just showed up in my newsfeed. Microwaves are Watching Me…
I’ve mentioned my “like a moth to a flame” attraction to Republican woman. F’rinstance, the 50-something ex-cheerleader in the next cubical went Trumpish on immigrants. All I could think was, “They match. Nature, or a well-reconstructed mastectomy? Either is interesting.” When you get my age your mind opens up, but give me another 20 years for KellyAnne.
Gah! She looks like the salt-sucking beast on Star Trek!
This salt sucking beast?
Yeah, that’s her! Mrs. Crater!
The resemblance is more obvious in better light.
https://pics.onsizzle.com/these-human-suits-are-starting-to-itch-15738430.png
Hey, be fair! The salt vampire was only ugly on the outside!
If we’re being all horrible and mean to her about the way she looks and which monsters she resembles… then it would be remiss to leave mention of her likeness to the angry library ghost from Ghostbusters.
But salt-vampirey on the inside. Dude, I gave hope way too much that the innards didn’t match the outwards long ago, and accepted that my faith was with Earth Mothers…
Yeppers.
Ditto!
Warp Alert! Warp Alert! The husband of White House adviser Kellyanne Conway is poised to be nominated to lead the Justice Department’s civil division.
Is he gay? She’d turn me.
I don’t think so dropzone because they’ve reproduced, like 4 times me thinks.
Which one has the ovipositor, do you think?
I half expect to see her unhinge her lower jaw and swallow a gerbil whole.
Part of me wants to say, shame on us for focusing on her appearance. But on second thought, I have no problem with it, for two reasons:
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Males like Trump and Bannon are getting their fair share of snide remarks about appearance, so it doesn’t seem to be a gender issue so much as cases of “your corrupted, soulless insides are showing on your face.” (I’m reminded of Roald Dahl’s contention - supported in his book The Twits by an adorable drawing of a cute older fat lady with a wart on her big nose - that anyone will look beautiful if they are beautiful inside.)
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She really does seem spectacularly clueless about how to present herself in a reasonably attractive manner. The long blonde hair, shoveled-on foundation, and extreme-contrast make-up scream, “I still wanna be a pretty young thang! I refuse to accept gracefully that I’m no longer in the age group Trump wants to bone!” Which fits really nicely with her general inability to accept reality.
The thing is, I don’t think she’d be that unattractive if she had a clue how to present herself. I think shorter, darker-colored hair would be a good start; maybe gain a few pounds to get rid of that gaunt look; and a more natural make-up job. She’d look so much better.
Not that any of this matters. What matters is her terrifying insistence on defending anything Cheeto-in-Chief says, no matter how insane. I can’t decide if she knows it’s all bullshit and just craves attention/adores Trump so much she doesn’t care, or if she drank so much Koolaid she actually forces herself to Believe.
Maybe they both do! You got a problem with that?
Technically, one has the cloaca. This week is Kellyann’s turn.
Okay, she has an oviposter. I’m 18, lacking, lacking any taste.
Y’know, she’s kinda cute.