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Please give me a caption
“Man, that little purple pill doesn’t work for shit…”
Suspecting that the opposition was onto her “crossed fingers” strategy, Dr. Rice quickly shifted to a “it was with my left hand, so it doesn’t count” stance. She pondered sticking out her tongue, but eventually decided to save the big guns for a real emergency.
I like this one.
Condi in '08!
Pretentious? Moi??
I’m supposed to feel my heart doing what?
I meant a canine dog chewing a wasp!
I’m Rick James, b*tch!
re post # 25: I should have said the lady is Queen Elizabeth of England, the guy, President Chirac of France. 
Elizabeth knew about Frenchmen, but thought that courtesy between powerless figureheads would keep Jacques’s hands in check. Obviously not.
Is that broach she’s wearing a red dollar sign?
Chirac, that guy’s staring at us! It’s creepy, what are we gonna do?
“Keep smiling, and don’t make eye contact- and remember, they can smell fear…”
hehehehe, Bravo. 
“Your sock? No. I haven’t got your sock in my sleeve”
Queen Elizabeth is looking up and Chirac is saying, “Hah! Made Ya Look!”
Condi is wondering what she’d look like if she had bangs on her left forehead also.
That was my first thought as well.