Uh, I’ve met girls who were 12 and looked like they were pushing 17. Granted, they’re rare (though becoming more common all the time, it seems), and it creeped me right the fuck out when I found out how young she was, but they’re out there.
pant Dang! Off to the cold showers I go!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
I was reading this thread and getting a good giggle until everyone got all whiny and sensitive. I keep reading people complaining about the lack of a sense of humor around here and it has never been more evident than in this thread. I was a cheerleader myself (participated in a Parent’s Day dance choreographed to “Push It” by Salt n’Pepa. Lord, I’m dating myself), and was NOT insulted by anything anyone said. I was able to recognize the joke involved and in my neck of the woods High School chearleaders were rarely younger than 15, which I’m sure is more normally the case. I know I was definitely jail-bait.
Another thing (concerning the Bosda issue) - must we always bring up issues from the past with someone when the thread they are posting in has nothing to do with that issue?
Poster 1: I like ice cream.
Poster 2: What do you know, you right-wing Bush lover
Poster 3: I didn’t like the last Harry Potter book.
Poster4: Yeah, well only a loony lefty would think that.
I’m about to spank someone.
And I’ll wear my old cheerleading uniform while I do it.
Me first! Me first!
Blathering, yes. Jackass, maybe. But not as bad as hijacking someone’s thread about their relative dying of cancer, just to say you don’t give a fuck.
Look, I agree completely with your assessment of CarnalK. But is it necessary to hijack this thread to discuss his utter worthlessness? We’re supposed to be talking about cheerleaders or something.
That’s right, it was me that hijacked it, and not some self-proclaimed advocate for the right’s of the mentally ill.
I’ll just run along back to Care Bear land aka MPSIMS.
You’re not worth writing to anyway.
What the hell are you talking about? I never pushed myself as an advocate for the rights of the mentally ill; I merely criticized your characterization of Bosda’s “witty ripostes” as being light-hearted. And I believe the actual hijack came in the first few posts of the thread, even if it was a parody of lawmakers. So we’ve had about three or four hijacks by now.
I didn’t think the Prozac slam was funny, but I wasn’t offended. It’s a pretty tired response when someone just doesn’t want to bother actually answering whomever called them down, deserved or not. At any rate, I saw Bosda admit to being wrong on another thread, so I’m willing to cut him some slack for now.
And HelenTroy? I’ll meet you on the football field after school. And I’ll have my old cheerleading uniform on too. And then we’ll see who’s the toughest…cheerleader…um, yeah. 
See, now that’s the spirit! (We’ve got spirit, yes we do. We’ve got spirit, how 'bout you?) I can still shake my pom poms with the best of them.
<ahem>
Cite?
Please og let there be a cite.
Uh, Harb? Pom-poms are those big balls of crepe-like paper strips that cheerpersons flail about with school-spirited abandon. Just so you don’t set yourself up for another bitter disappointment.
Alright now! Two legal women in cheerleading outfits wrestling in the football field in front of guilt-free dirty old men! Can I get an “AMEN!” 
AMEN!
I know’s that. Got’s me a fetish I do.
I take it you’d have been a big fan (HA!) of Sally Rand?
Good Lord! I go away for a few hours and everybody stops jumping down eachother’s throats and starts having sex!
I don’t have a cheerleader uniform dammit.
Is it possible for one to have sex while down somebody’s…oh. Yeah.
:eek: :o
Nevermind.
Just show up wearing a smile, and that’ll be good enough.
You’re a very informal sort of fellow, eh Tuck?