First round’s on me! Whaty’ll have? 
Praise the lord!
I could not be happier for it being Friday!
I’ve worked nearly 60 hours this week in the heat!
Give me sumfin chilly, hon!
Bailey’s on the rocks will suit me fine, sugar!
I have a niiice Long Island Iced Tea…sure you want a Baileys?
Eilsel, bless you twice. A drink is just what I need after this gawdawful week. I’ll take a Zombie, and don’t skimp on the 151.
Here you go ACE…nice cool glass of Baileys…
Maureen, here’s an extra shot of 151 (on the house) on the side
Thanks!I’d like a frozen margarita with a Grand Marnier Float
whirrrrrrrrrrrrr
Here you go…
NEXT!
sipping on my LI ICED TEA
OOOHHHH!!! Hot damn. I’ll have a Rogue (brewing co) Dead Guy Ale, with a shot of Sauza Tres Generations (sp) tequilla, please and thank you.
Hey! Where’s my drink? lousy, good-for-nuttin bartenders mumble mumble
Hmmmm…well, you’ll have to wait for the Dead Guy Ale…the shipment’s not here yet…
How about a black and tan instead?
handing over the tequilla
Gin. Please. Now.
Oh, wait…I already have one here.
Long fucking week. :\
Well, I’ll take a ginger beer and rum, if you’ve got ginger beer in stock. Tried this for the first time last week and loved it. Great summer drink!
digging around the fridge
Unh, Unh…got it. Here’s the ginger beer…
What kind of rum? Capn Morgans? Barcardi … hey the O3 maybe good w/that ginger beer…
Gotta go with Goslings black rum. Cap’n Morgan’s would be bad.
Make it an extra-large. Big important debates in the pit require somethin’ extra. 
LOL …why do you think I’m drinking LIIT?
okay, gotcha covered, here you go…
WHOA!!! Don’t guzzle…enjoy it…goodness!
More Baileys, please! Might be a good idea to just deliver it IV drip.
Hell yes.
Rusty Nail on the rocks. Hell of a day today.
flipping thru my bar guide while simultaneously fitting a hep-loc on Suse
Sorry – Drambuie and scotch. 
My late stepdad ran into the same thing. 
Pshew, wasn’t sure…here ya go…
NExt one is on the house because you had to wait 