Thanks for the Dinner Theatre

Last month I asked the Dopers for some corny food jokes for a high school dinner theatre I was writing. Our performance was last night. I am very pleased to say that it was an enormous success and that we will be doing encore performances soon. Thanks to those of you who lent me your ideas.

Not sure if the rules here require that I ask a question, but I will. Any ‘anonymous’ Dopers ever bring you fame and glory?