Thanks, GOP!

I just wanted to thank all supporters of the GOP for the impeccable job of superb leadership it has demonstrated over the past ~6 years and the 2+ more years we have yet to endure.

Thank you for leading a once-propserous country into a such a disasterous financial state of affairs that would send even Ronald Reagan himself spinning in his grave. And, let’s make one thing perfectly clear…I am not only thanking the brilliance of no-nothing GW, but his partner in crime, Mr. “Haliburton” Cheney. You’re so proud of your nation, you had no conscience when it came selling us ALL up the river for your definition of “Democrasy”. I especially like your “eminent domain” policy for both the USA…and Iraq!

Tell me, how do you sleep at night? …because I sure can’t.
You sly dogs ought to be so proud of yourselfs. I’m sure the Bush family is reeking with pride in their bright little boy! So, my hats off to a great, great leader…for lemmings!

Signed,
The Hard Working, Under-Employed, Class Dogs

Good beat, easy to dance to. A 65.

Nah. The shrill, shriking voice and worn-out lyrics cut it down to a 40.

With misspelled content, a 35 at best.

Please allow me to do my duty as a strongly anti-Bush Doper by saying:
The OP is lame.

What is it with you tighty righty guys, anyway. What is this hang-up you got about implying that your political opponents are somehow effeminate? Therei’s nothing particularly “shrill” or “shrieking” about that OP, there’s no femmy words like “taupe” or “beige” or “feeling”! The narrative voice can be just as easily imagined farting, belching and scratching its metaphoric nuts. So where do you get off with fey innuendos, huh?

Maybe you’re just a big nasty silly who deserves a good slap!

It is the bully tactic. Gang up on the weakest and work your way up. Common among those who are intolerant, belligerent and prone to mob mentality. Consider yourself lucky there isn’t a tree and rope nearby. But don’t blame them, they are just following their leader, Karl Rove.

A full point off for the irony of that one.

North of your border our unemployment rate is the lowest it has been in thirty years, and the economy is popping along so strongly that the prime rate has been raised slightly to to put the brakes on. I expect that this difference is because we are not wasting huge resources on war, and because we are not willing to let our debt stay out of control. It is sad to watch the USA step backwards both ethically and economically.

Meh. You want shrill?
Terror! Liberal traitors! They hate us all! They’re gonna kill us all! They want to chop off our heads! Newkewlar weapons! Germ warfare! Weapons of Mass Destruction! Death! Destruction! DOOM!

Now that’s shrill. The “shrill argument” is tired lame ass bullshit. I guess you’re falling back on it because all the other arguments from the right, with THEIR “shrill shrieking voice and worn-out lyrics” were fucking lies.

You left out hand-flapping.

And don’t forget flip-flopping.

I think this is horribly unfair. Bush has been in office -5 years, and has 3+ to go before he leaves office.

Uhm. Cite?

Uhm. What?

Clinton often used Haliburton on no-bid contracts, I don’t really know what you mean by selling us all up the river, but your welcome I’m sure, the eminent domain policy was decided by the more liberal judges in the SCOTUS, which the more conservative justices were opposed to it.

And, I bet you defended Tricky Dicky to the very end as well, right? You might try a catchy slogan to boost GW’s popularity of a whopping 39%. (Wow.) May I suggest: “Loved By a Majority of One”?

  • Jinx
    Spokesman for the Professional Under-Employed.

Uh, ever hear of rounding? It would not round down to 5; hence the symbol indicating approximation. It is closer to 6 years than 5…

However, it would round up to five. Bush has been in office since January 20th, 2001. That makes 4 years, 9 months, and 17 days.

Just as I was terribly impressed by a political screed from someone who didn’t even know when his city’s mayoral election is, I am equally impressed by one from someone who doesn’t even know how long Bush has been President.

re: financial disaster

Here ya go.

If you’re under-employed, find a better job. Or a second job. Or you could always enlist. They give you food, money, shelter, training. Only thing is the whole threat of having to go to war bit. But if you’re smart (and I’m betting you’re not) you can avoid even that by going into a field like finance or administration. Sooo…quit your bitching. The Constitution guarentees equality of opportunity, not of result.

~The Mang