Occasionally when searching for one thing you fall upon another. I stumbled over this little link this afternoon.
At first I thought this was some crude mimic of the Onion’s Jean Teasdale series… but no… it’s real.
The grand daughter:
With the timeless final stanza of Granny’s poem:
Yes, she looks so sweet and angelic.
So you’d never expect when she shouts,
“Hey Nanna, Watch me! Look what I do!
I really can fart with my mouth!!”