Thanks, phouka.

Just wanted to tell you thanks for bringing my typo to my attention. I appreciate it!!

::Ahem::

"I just wanted to tell you thanks for bringing my typo to my attention.

Send money. “Thanks” don’t buy shit.

Well, in today’s society, a word of thanks is worth a lot more than that. When was the last time you thanked someone for doing something they didn’t have to?

I’ll thank you not to take that tone with me, young lady!


Just say no.

Loverock used smilies, and see where it got him?

You’re welcome.

Chief Scott, don’t call my cousin “young lady” or I’ll …uh… send my cousin after you. (He’s a lot bigger than I am.)

Thanks for having my proverbial back, Jeff.

and, to dispell any myths, i’m not a female, by any means.

I was glad to be of help, Linney. Actually, I thought the typo was pretty funny, but decided that you probably hadn’t done it on purpose.

Hello? You refer to something in another thread, you need to point to it so people who just wander in, looking for pornography, know where to go.

Not that I’m looking for pornography. That was just an example.


The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

ChiefScott - I Think you owe Linney an apology. I had the pleasure of meeting him at the Atlanta Dopers conclave (before he was an oficial Doper, even). Male is without a doubt his gender, though he did look quite fetching in that sequined gown.

So there.


The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik

Hey Linney -

Good to see you again, I didn’t recognize you until Strainger said who you were. Glad you’ve decided to join us!

Thanks Doc. You know, had those darned sequines ALL OVER that car we were in. They should be falling out of that seat for years to come!

Nice seeing you on here…likewise MissDavis.

Oh, and Doc, be sure to not destroy any more wall lamps with your overly large cranuim. Restaurant hostesses tend not to like that.

Take care.


“He who does not read is no better off that he who cannot read.” Mark Twain

Oh, and phouka, you’re right, it was funny! And totally unintentional. I wonder if I would have attributed that quote to Yogi Berra if anyone would have noticed… Interesting theory, anyhow.


“He who does not read is no better off that he who cannot read.” Mark Twain

One more correction in your sig line, Linney: It should say “…than he who cannot read.”

“Young lady”
I love that phrase. It pisses everyone off. Young, old, lady, man, boy, girl.
Even Young ladies get pissed off when you call then young ladies.

Sayeth the Strainger:

Shouldn’t that post read: "… in your sig line, Linney: It should read


Laugh and the world laughs with you. Smilie and you smilie alone (with my contempt). – missdavis

I of course meant “… when you call them young ladies.”

::Read twice, post once; read twice, post once::

evidently I can’t read. So much for Indiana public schools.

But as a consolation, I bet you make a mean corn fritter…


Laugh and the world laughs with you. Smilie and you smilie alone (with my contempt). – missdavis

What the heck is a corn fritter? I think I’m about two generations too young to know what those are. Hehe. I do think, however, that “Corn Fritter” would be a great nickname. How about we all start calling Strainger “Corn Fritter”. He’s a native Hoosier/Georgia Peach/what ever you get called in Arizona. Can’t get a more red-neck combo than that. Whaddaya say?

About the only thing this college guy knows how to cook are Mac and Cheese (generic, of course), 10 minute pizzas that cost $1.10, sandwiches, pasta, and TV dinners. Well, those are the only things I can cook with out a recipie, anyhow.

Hello? Hellllllllllllooooo? Is this thing on? I wanna see the typo!

Yes, I’m bored!