Just so you know, it was laced with laxatives.
Clearly some people jere don’t understand the meaning of thief. Unless you’re some kind of Robin Hood Doughnut Thief?
I thought I sensed someone gripping my cruller.
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Donut Thieves: Its why I’ll buy way more chocolate frosted than I’d ever actually eat. That & a little boy named Sean.
“Mmmmm! Donuts! * pause as he looks at me* Uhhh. Thanks, Dad.”
Crap. Daughter works at a gas station/mini market with a Dunkin Donuts and she just called to say she does NOT need to be picked up when her shift ends, so there’s no donuts for me. 
Donuts was the topic, right?
I see what you did there… You’re not allowed to do that, though, unless you provide said fritters for all.
Can’t we just have a plain old fashioned welcome for our newest members?
If doughnuts are an option then doughnuts are the option
She’ll work there tomorrow. If I bring home one covered with coconut and a Bismark for Thing Two, Wife may not notice the powdered sugar on my shirt. If I’m fast.
Welcome, welcome! Would you like some ice cream? The wasabi mint is especially frisky today.
I licked mine.
(“I’ll take sentences that sound vaguely dirty for $100, Alex.”)
:::crams fritter in goldmund’s piehole:::
Mmmm. Pie. 
Hee hee!
Greetings Doughnut Thief. I’ll have a glazed raised, please and thank you.
I’m fairly new here also and will most likely do more reading than posting.
Is The Donut Thief related to The Zinger Zapper from the 1980s?
Just curious.
Welcome welcome, but can I finally have my donut back?
Welcome. And, yes, the main attraction of this board is intelligent discussion, minimal flaming, and a sense of fun.
Where’s the fun in that?
Wait…I see what you did thar. :smack:
The squid will require ten doughnuts, and doesn’t like filled ones (no holes). We ought to be able to work something out.