There’s a jeweler here in town who is well known for his cringe-inducing commercials. His newest spot aired last night. It starts off showing an impressive set of cleavage, adorned with a diamond pendant. When the camera pans back, you can see that the owner of the cleavage is, in fact, the jeweler himself. “If it looks that good on me,” he says, “think how good it will look on the lady in your life.”
:eek:
I had to go wash out my brain after seeing that.
Sweet Jesus burning in hell, that’s just wrong. Diamonds in a man’s ass cleavage on TV? As advertising? I bet he sold that pendant afterward, too.
Wait…was it actually ass cleavage or did he have some man-boobies?
Either way… : shudder :
Sweet Jesus burning in hell, that’s just wrong. Diamonds in a man’s ass cleavage on TV? As advertising? I bet he sold that pendant afterward, too.
No, not butt cleavage thank og. Man boobies. Still profoundly wrong.
Well, now, that would depend on the man boobies. Sure if it was flabby man boobies it might be, as you say, just wrong. However if the diamond was shown betwixt a very well developed pair of man pecs, then… ummm… errr… <drool> every gay man in the world is buying that diamond pendant as we speak. 
Nope. Sorry. Flabby man-boobies.
Actually, that commercial sounds like a classic. If I were you, I would tape it and keep it to show at parties.
That is the fun of locally produced commercials. They are 99% wretched, but sometimes they are so truly awful, they border on classic greatness.
It sounds so awful, I want you to feed it from the Tivo to the computer, ripped into mpg, and send me the link. I love a good joke.
This commercial sounds like a crime against all that’s good and decent.
I wanna see it.
Sadly, I suspect it will backfire-no heterosexual man or lesbian will want to think of big man boobies when they see the necklace on their beloved.
:eek:
There is a local guy who runs a mobile phone store out of Imlay City.
His theme of the commerical is Charlie’s Angels. But it’s Jason’s Angels and how he helps them fight crime ( or whatever) with great phones, great connection and whatnot.
It is very low budget, but very funny to watch.
Two of the women are average looking gals.
One of them, I swear to Og, look like a man in drag. She is so mannish in everything it is almost brutal to look at her. Not a handsome guy. Not a handsome girl.
shudder
That reminds me of an old local jewelers commercial. Do any fellow Houstonians remember an ad that featured Oilers coach Bum Phillips wearing diamond earrings? I was just a kid, but the juxtaposition of big flashy earrings on a Stetson-wearing good ol’ boy has remained in my memory ever since.
Eagle insurance anyone?
WRS
Hey, be glad it was man boobies, and not really ass cleavage like harmless said. Ass cleavage would be far worse, in my book.
Yes, and the one that was even worse was where the local wrestling promoter with califlour ears had the diamond earrings. The catch phrase was “if they can make my ears look good…” Bleeechh!! :eek:
My daughter can entertain us for HOURS doing recreations of those.
Maybe it *was * a guy in drag. Don’t judge!
How about a synopsis (and location [US, Canada, Portugal, et al)] for those of us not in the know?