“I sold raincoats in the garment center for thirty-eight years.” - Morty Steinfield
I knew that and got the pun, but was simply adding the real life story if anyone was interested. I used to see those signs around before I (or anyone else) ever heard of Jerry the comedian.
Honestly, it was the first website that came up when I Googled the word Seinfelt. The first few fake plot descriptions made me laugh so I thought I would share.
Bouv does have it right, though. Some are amusing and others are flat out weird.
Why do I suddenly hunger for an Oh Henry! candy bar?
It’s got chocolate, peanuts, nougat. It’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
Please…I think at this point in my life I can tell the difference between a Fifth Avenue bar, and a Twix. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.
Maybe it was nouget.
The “Beltless Raincoat”!
I thought the quote was actually :“I cut velvet in midtown for forty years”
Perhaps the OP is looking for someone who looks and acts like Jackie Chiles, not a guy who looks like a male model and who can do drama as well as comedy, and didn’t notice him.
I dare you to Google “meatship” and “Seinfeld.” What’s most bizarre is the rumor that it only wasn’t made because there are some lines that even Jason Alexander will not cross … and on-screen consumption of raw meat is one of them.
Who told you to put the balm on?
Your face is my case!
Ah…I was always wondering whether that was a synth. Sounded a hell of a lot like the Slap Bass patch on the Korg M1.
I’m going to read that Seinfelt blog.
Here’s a 27-second animated parody of Seinfeld that I consider basically perfect.