That Ron Jeremy penis lengthener infomercial

Cafe Society
1

I dreamt that, right?

Please tell me I did.

I don’t want to think I’m hallucinating, because this has happened before. Like when I dreamt that Robert Loggia orange juice commercial.

Help me!

2

Does it also make you sprout hair on your back and turn into a human hedgehog?

  • s.e.
3

Why would anyone want to buy something that lengthens Ron Jeremy’s penis?

4

PFFFFF!!! you literally sent me into a coughing fit, phil!! POF right there.

5

I keep a bottle of Windex and a roll of paper towels near the TV to clean it every time that thing is on. Then wash my hands several times afterward. That infomercial makes my skin crawl.

It’s so grubby and cheap looking, the production staff must work in the porn industry also.

The Robert Loggia commercial was a true WTF?! moment for me too. What 10-year old kid knows, much less respects the opinion of, Robert Loggia? But it was memorable, so it worked.

6

I gotta know. What channel was this shown on?

Slee

7

Already been done.

I thought it was odd when I saw it, too.

8

slee just stay up late and flip through the cable channels after about 2 AM. You’re bound to find it, I’ve run across it on up to three channels at the same time. But try E! first, they seem to show it more than most.