We’ve all probably heard the phrase, “that shit don’t float,” meaning something is unacceptable. But this got me to wondering, should shit float? In my experience, sometimes shit floats and sometimes it doesn’t. If shit doesn’t float, why doesn’t it float?
Honestly, I would really like a GQ answer. But, mods, feel free to move as you see fit.
Shit should not float. It should sit in the large intestine long enough for the body to absorb the bulk of the water. A compact and connected turd should emerge. Doesn’t matter what type of food you are eating. However, you don’t want so much water removed that the remainder scrapes the tissue from hardness. Like most things with the body, it needs to be just right. Most of the time it is just right, but that balance can easily be disrupted.
Both fats and gases can contribute, but mostly it’s the water content.
Exapno, as usual, very nice. How in the world you know so much about so many different areas always amazes me.
Chez, very nice.
I’m surprised folks hadn’t heard that before. Growing up in Pittsburgh, it was common as can be. When I lived in Memphis, that was the only time I heard “that dog don’t hunt.” More often on the golf course, a good shot would get a response of “that dog’ll hunt.”
As for me, I know I’m not getting enough fiber. My doc is having me take supplements like Benefiber, and complaining that I need to eat more veggies. But enough about me, it’s really the phrase and its “truthiness” I was thinking about.
freckafree, that’s what happens when you don’t think to use the polite term of poop when you search. Thanks.