Sink or float? (TMI)

Just because I am looking forward to a pitting by zuma, I have to ask:

When you poop, do your typical turds sink to the bottom or do they float on the surface? (and of course I will require pics of someone who claims that theirs stay in the middle). Does it affect your flushing? Can you regulate it with your diet?

Mine vary. If I had a lot of meat, they sink like the Titanic. I am not sure what is it that makes them float sometimes.

I once had one that stood on end but I believe it was just a sinker that got lucky. It could have been a trapped bubble, though.

I really prefer sinkers since floaters sometimes require additional flushing to make them go. I might have to purchase a transparent toilet seat so I can see them go without risking turdspray.

You know, mine vary. I’m not even sure what it’s varied on, either. I’m a pretty picky eater, so I should be pretty consistent with my findings, but I’m not. I heard that turd shape is important. Plenty of fiber and health means you have curved (ideally, “s” shaped) crap.

Conventional wisdom states that if you are eating too much fat, your turds float.

S shaped? My but is kinda round and stuff is extruded out of it. I am guessing any shape it might take would depend on how it contacts the bowl. Does fiber really make it spring into an S shape?

Will a note from a moderator satisfy you? This is borderline trolling. Don’t do it again.
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