I absolutely fucking hated the Sprint ad a while back with that bitch teaching a class of school kids about their new long distance plan (think all of them dancing around the classroom chanting “nickle across the state, nickle across the country” over and over). For some reason, the fact that they even dared pretend they were doing this in school made my blood boil. My roommates thought I was nuts.
My favorite commercials at the moment are for Fox Sports Net. There’s one that shows a guy in pants and a bra staring at the mirror. His wife comes in, stares at him, and asks, “who was the all-time rebounding leader in the NBA?” Then a graphic comes up that says, “Don’t you wish all questions were sports questions?” That one kills me.
They also have a series where they show seemingly authentic extremely bizarre foreign sports, followed by, “News from the only region you care about. Yours.”