That which does not kill you...

… Disappoints me.

Funny tshirt I saw today. Anyone else have some funny to share?
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Gay For Johnny Depp - What Doesn’t Kill You, Eventually Kills You (punk rock song; NSFW lyrics if you can understand them) (The song isn’t funny, but the title is and it fits the theme of the thread, kinda, IMO.)

My favorite variant is “Whatever doesn’t kill you just postpones the inevitable.”

IMO, one of the dumber common aphorisms. Usually if something nearly kills you you end up weaker afterward, not stronger.

Bosomy nerd chick wearing T shirt with twenty-sided dice on the breast areas with 20 showing on each die, and the words below them say “Yes, they’re natural”

Should I know who that is on his T-shirt?
'Cuz I don’t.

Yep, me neither. :frowning:

I saw a dude on Punkin Chunkin’ a few years back who wore a T-shirt that said,

Warning: I do dumb things.

Tucker Carlson.

“Armed and ignorant is no way to go through life”…?

That which doesn’t kill me only makes me whinier.

Ok, but I’m still not getting the joke. Does the kid think he’s trump?

That which does not kill you makes you suffer.

That which does not kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.

I opened this just to post that exact same sentence.

I always thought the Neitzsche quote showed how shallow he was. “Makes you stronger” might work in a few cases, but so many more times it’ll hurt! And maybe scar you for life.

Haven’t heard that one before… but I like it!

Just a stereotype, I guess: white male in MAGA cap, posing with semi-automatic rifle and wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the face of a noted Fox News anti-liberal spouter. I thought it was funny.

A t-shirt line I found amusing:

The last thing I want to do is hurt you

but it is on my list

One of my new t-shirts (eminently suited for airline travel).

I seen a shirt that said " the only time I run is when I’m running out of money "