According to this article, Jessica Simpson has put a curse on your QB! 
(If this weren’t about sports I would have put it in MPSIMS)
I’m not aware of any other NFL player who’s love life has such a deleterious impact on their level of play. Romo actually looked pretty good against the Titans. I suspect this will last only until he gets a new girlfriend.
No, damnit! You don’t “put a spell on Tony and ruin his chances of falling in love again”, you put a spell on Tony and ruin his chances of ever finding the end zone again!
Does this mean we will be cursed with a Jessica Simpson cover of “I Put a Spell On You”?
No kidding. I read the OP and thought maybe she’d cursed his football life. His love life? Sweet! If this witch is even half-competent, my money’s on the 'boys for the next three or four Super Bowls.
What a weirdo. But that ass! WOOT!
And I’m sure incense wasn’t the only thing burning…
We rebuke you, Satan, and your minions.
The Cowboys are doing it this year!
Yeah, absolutely!
Wait…we agree that “it” is “majorly failing to live up to expectations”, right?