Last night I had a sex dream. Prominently featured was a woman I’ve been enamored with for a long time now. One night, when I had given myself a liquid lobotomy, I told her how I felt. She politely, and a little flirtatiously, told me that she had a boyfriend. (She still has the same boyfriend who is a really good guy, the bastard!) I asked her if I could kiss her (“I won’ uuz anee tunk, I swear!”) and she said that was a bad idea. I’ve “gotten over” her, but I still see her a lot and I still have feelings for her. As I’ve gotten to know her better, I’ve found more and more things to like about her.
In my dream, she decided that it would be OK to cheat, AND I SAID NO! WTF!?!? I said, “I can’t do it!” And I meant it. Worse than that, the dream went on. I didn’t wake up screaming in horror and shame, no! It morphed into a dream about room mates or some shit.
Og, help me, I turned down sex in a sex dream.
places thumb and forefinger in the shape of an ‘L’ on the desk and bangs head gently upon it
Hell, my husband did that (not the “you’re hot” “I have a boyfriend” thing… oh wait, he did - that was with me. Anyway…) back in his 20s. Poor guy, I kept telling him I was OK with it, dreams are fair game, but it happened at least a few times over the years.
Hey, at least you have sex dreams! I have never in my life had a dream involving sex.
The closest thing to a sex dream I’ve ever had was the one where I went to school in my underwear. This one chick said I had a small penis, so I flipped her off, said “screw you you fucking cunt” and went off to find my gym clothes so I wouldn’t have to run an extra five laps in P.E. for being out of uniform.
So I’m not the only one doing this in dreams. It happened a few years ago when I was madly in love with a girl. Of course the feelings weren’t mutual but nevertheless when I once dreamt that I was about to make love with another girl I knew, I told her that I couldn’t do it because I had feelings for another woman and I would only hurt her. I told the latter one about my dreams and she laughed. And few months later we became a couple. We’re not together anymore but I think that the moral of this story is that you should be sincere in your dreams. Or maybe that you shouldn’t write posts while watching NBA All Star game because you see a crapload of typos on the preview.
Heh, I can remember once I was with me (then) girlfirend. All morning she was being really short with me, not a bitch necessarily, but short. I’d finally had enough of it so I asked her if anything was wrong. her response was:
“I had a dream about you last night and you pissed me off in my dream. I’m STILL not over it.”
This said as she gives me a scornfull look as if I actually did do something. :rolleyes:
Yeah, a real cup of sunshine that girl is in the morning.
