Just got an e-mail from my (straight, married) friend Donna, saying, “I dreamed last night you and I were lesbian lovers!”
I’m hugely complimented, of course . . . And if I were gay, Donna and I would be a great couple . . . But it would never occur to me to tell my friends of naughty dreams I may have had about them! I’d be afraid to skeeve them out.
Maybe she’s give you a “wink wink nudge nudge” to see how you react. I think more women should act out their lesbian fantasies. Yes. Yes I do.
I agree with you, Rooves. Wholeheartedly.
Hum, doesn’t sound like “heart” is the organ in question.
Hmmm . . . I wonder if the message wasn’t from her husband, using her e-mail account?
Her husband would have told you he had a dream you and he were lesbian lovers?
Now my head hurts.
<Sigmund Freud voice/on>
Hmmmm…that’s very significant…what do you suppose it means? I mean, in detail…like what color clothes were you wearing before you both jumped in the tub full of grits…and was there bacon…any bacon involved? How 'bout a pony? Any ponies? Other large mammals?
<Sigmund Freud voice/off>
I meant, maybe her husband was trying to put Ideas into our heads.
Ah!
Now you can just rock me to sleep tonight!
I think its lovely that Donna’s latent lesbianism is geared towards you, a good friend. The last latent lesbian dream I had involved the character Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
And BTW, I didn’t enjoy it. I think it’s because I didn’t really know her. 
Seriously, though, I read somewhere once (sorry, no cite) that sex dreams don’t mean that you want to have SEX with the person in question–they mean something along the lines of perhaps wanting a deeper (non-sexual) relationship with the person.
Or something.
At any rate, I don’t think you should be keeping those sex dreams to yourself, Eve. It’s so much more fun if you share (that’s S-H-A-R-E, not C-H-E-R, though I wouldn’t have kicked her outta my bed in the mid-70s).
I don’t think I’ve ever had a gay dream. But I had a really weird dream that featured me and a REALLY OLD GUY (I’m talkin’ 90s here) and he kept telling me I made him feel so young. I s’pose any little chickadee in her 80s would make him feel that way, though. Heh. Geriatric porn. I just might be on to something…
Last erotic dream I had was about Jimmy Cagney . . . Go figure . . .
If I could record and hire out my lesbian sex dreams, I’d be in the money.
Yeah, but would you have taken me to the prom, first?
Jimmy Cagney, huh? Yeah…yeah… that’s right…I’m gonna take ya to the top of the world, baby…yeah…yeah.
[Required Gratuitous Straight Male Comment]
No one will ever be able to overestimate the happiness this admission from auntie em has brought me.
EVAH.
[/Required Gratuitous Straight Male Comment]
Eve and Donna on the Emmy’s
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
First comes sex, then comes the boot
Here come Eve with a palimony suit!
Don’t worry. I’ve had many a dream about her myself.
In my dream, Lord Ashtar, her name was Kim.
What do you think that means?
I once had a dream about sexing it up with Mr. Ed. He kept saying, “oooooooohhhh Wiiiilllllllburrrrrrr!”