The white part I’ll agree with, but Impala?? That’s a muscle car isn’t it? IIRC they’re pretty decent looking. (not white though), or are you talking some new 2000s something model?
A modern Impala is a large (well, to me, I’m sure Americans will call it “medium”) family sedan, à la the Toyota Camry - perhaps a bit larger than that. But it’s quite sedate, not a muscle car by any stretch of the imagination.
CF, Citroën driver
[sub]Pigeonhole that, Yankees![/sub]
Dammit, I drive a tan Buick!
But it’s got an awesome sound system in it!
But it’s a blouse that ties right below my bosom! And the striped pants are practically painted on! And I’m wearing my hot pink 4" stilletto heels!
Be honest. Does fashion really count if you’re dressing to display your assets?
Did the car have one of those bitchin’ sound systems that rattle if the bass is turned up too much? Those are the 
est.
Our next door neighbors from hell annoyed us for awhile by clanking about at 6:00 on weekend mornings with some sort of trailer hooked up to an SUV. Eventually we saw what they were doing: pushing an inoperable show car onto the trailer to take it to shows. This specimen is a vivid, lurid purple which would make even Prince cringe. It sports a hot pink tuck and roll interior, and by interior I include the inside of the hood. Since there’s no engine under the hood, that must mean that the mechanism thereunder is that which makes the car bounce up and down. It is a low-rider, and has gleaming pimpy gold hubcaps that nearly touch the asphalt. And let’s not forget speakers in the back big enough to provide the sound for a Super Bowl half game show. I can’t even describe all the decoration, decals and curlicues covering the car. I can’t examine it that closely without going blind.
Heh - our HOA forbids the storage of inoperable vehicles on our properties, so the neighbors and the HOA are duking it out over this one.
How you doin’?
Driving home last week, I saw a Infinity Q 45. Damn nice family car, I’m guessing it’ll run you at least 40 K or more. 'Cept this one had a huge aluminum spoiler wing bolted to the trunk.
I hope I didn’t offend him when I laughed in his face but there wasn’t much I could do to prevent it.
I saw one yesterday, painted hot pink, with spinners.
Eh, it’s moot as far as this discussion goes, since the first car to spot those clear-ish taillights was, in fact, the Toyota Altezza (it’s a Lexus IS300-looking thing). Which is why they tend to be called “Altezza taillights” or simply “altezzas”.
Interesting, Necros. That car’s called the Lexus IS200 over here. 
Somoene needs to work on their insults. Ugly car¹ gay.
Round tailights, set in an oblongish mounting.
I no longer know the make and model of all cars on sight.
Gettin’ old.
Do Citroëns still have a hydraulic jack built in by each wheel?
That’s them. Most after-market ones I see have chrome inside. I do not like them at all. My grandaughter (15) thinks they’re cool. But she also really likes my A4. Kid’s got class. 
And what the hell is so funny about a rainbow triangle?
I don’t get it. At all. Either post. Please, whaddya mean there, Jeff? I feel left out.
Geez, people…I’m gay and I never even noticed either one of those. I appreciate the efforts, but can we just laugh at the ugly cars and not try to politicize it?
One insult caption at that site called the pictured car “gay” and another turned a “MOMO” sticker into a pun. “‘MOMO’? More like ‘HOMO’!” As for the direct link, look at what’s being emphasized.
jayjay: no problem. Could be just a tempest in a teapot.
Why you dissin the D-ride dog? Just cuz the honeys don’t get all hot and bothered for your Tercel don’t mean you gotta be hatin.