What’s snow?
Nothin’ much, what’s snow with you?
Some of us discussed snow today, out by the pool. We ain’t in favor of it.
We have the cold, but only a dandruff coating of snow.
(pout) I want snow (pout)
For those of you desiring snow, I offer you any or all I may get. It’s yours. It’s scheduled to arrive this weekend, so please make appropriate arrangements. Thank you. 
Pshaw. You shoulda seen it back in '01.
2001? or just 01? Hello, hello, Magi?
*There snow business
like snow business
like snow business I know…*
Anyone got nude pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt? I’m watching her on Letterman right now, but she has clothes on…
If that’s not enough there is enlargement available.
The difference between snow-men and snow-women?
Snow-balls.
[Simpsons]
“Hey! John Hancock’s writing his name in the snow!”
[/Simpsons]
UncleBill:
Ethilrist:
snerk!
BAHAHAHA!
Must…resist…urge…to…gloat…oh…hell…with…it…
We got six inches here. School was closed yesterday and today’s it’s on a two-hour delay.
Well, since the link gives me white screen on my sad slow computer - it does look like lots of snow.
And, iconoplast - yes, thank you, I’d be grateful for some snow, but I don’t want it when it has gone all slushy and soft.
True story.
Female training instructor to flight of female trainees in basic training at Lackland Air Force Base in September of 1987:
“In the at ease position your heels are twelve inches apart. Spread them. What your boyfriend told you was twelve inches was more like four. (Holds up hands, palms together one foot apart.) THIS is twelve inches. Aren’t you glad he lied?”
I’m telling you, it was hell on all seventy of us guys standing at attention nearby not to burst out laughing.
I know. Nothing to do with snow, but that event always comes to mind when people start making jokes about how long it is.