Sixty-six Nigerian Baboon Noses in the suitcase,
Sixty-six Nigerian Baboon Noses,
Take one down, turn it into a medicinal potient,
Sixty-five Nigerian Baboon Noses in the suitcase.
POTION! I meant POTION! FUCK!
Shit, now I’m craving McDonalds.
You know, this really is a terrible occurrence. After all, no one really believes the baboon victims actually survived the ordeal of losing their noses …
So why oh why do I find this thread so funny? Help me!!! 
:eek: :eek:
Gives a whole darker meaning to my grandfather’s old “gotcher nose!” game.
Eve, you’ve made my day. This entire thread is cracking me up.
Your grandfather was a baboon?
Eeeewwww. I’m glad they chose baboon noses instead of baboon asses. I just HATE those baboon asses.
Nose what I mean?
You butt I do.
Funniest. Thread. Title. Ever.
Lieu, BABY! Yer killin’ me!
Butt I still loves ya!
This is definitely one news item that I want to hear on the air, preferably read by Deborah Norville or Paula Zahn. The combination of vocal quality and their little fake half-smiles would make that absolutely hilarious.
“In aaather news today…”
Heh.
Yeah! And then you try to do the “right thing” by reporting it to the police, and what do they do? They bust you for baboon nose possession!
Man. Those kinds of dirty police practices practically scream, “Don’t obey the law, keep the baboon noses for yourself.”
Talk about “scoring some blow”…
But is anyone showing an ounce of sympathy for all those poor children of Nigerian immigrants who will now have to be told that there’ll be no baboon noses for Thanksgiving this year and they’ll have to eat turkey instead?
I’m wondering how a Doper with the user name of ** Mangetout **, which translates into “eats all” would know the price of baboon noses? Maybe he should just start a thread in Cafe Society about how to cook 66 pounds of baboon noses.
This thread is killing me. Easy the funniest one of the year.
I’m picturing Michael Madsen dancing to the beat of Stuck In The Middle With You whilst rubbing his armpits with one of the noses.
I have no problem with the possession of baboon noses, as long as they are used for legitimate sporting purposes.
The obvious suspect: American Tourist suitcases. Revenge for having baboons beat the crap out of them in commercials for all those years.
/Lisa Simpson voice/ You are a baboon.
I have no problem with the possession of baboon noses, as long as they are used for legitimate sporting purposes.