The 2004 Asshole Football Fan Award goes to.....

… Douglas Wayne Grimstad of Regina Saskatchewan!

This bag of shit, dumped a whole lot of shit on the lawn of Saskatchewan Roughrider’s Kicker Paul McCallum, after he missed an overtime field goal from 18 yards in a Canadian Football League playoff game.

Other idiots pelted McCallum’s house with eggs about an hour after the game and while his wife was out cleaning up the mess, Grimstad pulled up in a neighbor’s driveway and dumped the manure.

Soon after, another vehicle passed by and the dumb fucks inside allegedly made “threats against the property of the home owner."

Details here.

I hope that after this prick, and (hopefully) these other pricks are convicted, part of the sentence will be forcing him to visit the team locker and meeting with the players in person, so the team can show their appreciation.

Roughrider fans should be outraged and I feel bad for them. I cheer for the Eskimos - but I know all Rider fans are not like this, and it’s a fucking shame that these few pathetic fans have damaged their image.

Chin up Rider Fans. Canadian football fans know these few assholes don’t know the meaning of “Rider Pride.”

Oh - and BC will beat Toronto by a field goal.

When England lost to Germany in the World Cup of [some year] many ‘fans’ went out onto the streets and vandalized German made cars (BMWs etc…)

I gotta agree, but I was thinking that this thread was about someone else.

It’s too bad the award is already given. I have a few nominees in mind.

I remember that Lobsang.

What makes this single act even more incredibly stupid, is the fact that this guy dumps the load of shit on the neighbours lawn, while the player’s wife watched.

This guy takes stupidity to a whole new level.


**The Mad Hermit** - Who were your nominees?  Just curious. 
Perhaps this award has been given prematurely, though I think this guy will be tough to beat.

I have “landscaping issues” and would welcome a truck load of manure delivered for free! :smiley:

I’ll bet I could miss an 18 yrd field-goal.

Canada has football? And there are people who care about it?

:wink:

Kinda.

There’s professional football teams in Montreal, Toronto, Ottawa, Hamilton, Winnipeg, Regina, Edmonton, and Vancouver.

But there’s nothing resembling pro football in the city of Calgary.
:wink:

I live out on a farm, soooo how much free shit do ya want?
[sup]However, postage would really be a bitch.[/sup]
:smiley:

Hey at least it is better than being shot because of an own goal, like what happened to that poor bloke in Columbia.

My nomination is this Spaniard, one of many who racially abused England’s black players in the Spain-England match on Wednesday. Every time a black England player got the ball, monkey-hooting was clearly audible from the crowd.

I am reminded of Dennis Hopper’s soliloquy in True Romance: Why does this prick think that Spanish people have black hair and dark complexions?

Damn, I never win this thing. :frowning:

That is because the new, shit for brains owner (maybe that is where the Rider fan got his supply) fired the best coach in franchise history and thought that his son would make a fine QB.

Well, dammit, the neighbor didn’t live up to his duty to provide kicking tips, and therefore deserved to be punished!