The 2016 Republican candidates

Scott Walker says, “I’ll see your anti illegal immigrant xenophobia and I’ll RAISE you anti LEGAL immigrant xenophobia.”

Who’s going to call this latest bid? Maybe someone will call for expelling new citizens. Looks like the war for the rightest of the tightie righties is underway.

Kansas joins the list of states with a budget shortfall. I do not know if Gov. Brownback is planning a run for president but this might hurt.

And here we thought that keeping welfare recipients from spending money on cruise ships would balance the budget.

Or maybe not.

That’s not what his statement is about at all. It’s about how we naturalize people. Do we consider the needs of American workers when deciding how many people to bring into this country?

If you say no, and enough Democrats say no, then you can say goodbye to AFL-CIO money and ground game.

Even by the standards of debate team pricks (a familiar species even here on this board), Rafael Cruz was reportedly a standout.

Y mucho mucho mas.

Just to have a little fun with the GOP lineup:

Why be embarrassed about who they are?

Reminds me of the GOP’s insistence that Jimmy Carter be listed on the ballot as “James Earl Carter”, allegedly with the purpose of planting a connection in the minds of the largely Democratic black electorate with James Earl Ray who shot MLK.

And of course all the people over the years who have typed “Barack HUSSEIN Obama”.

And no one could forget the impeachment of William … Jefferson … Clinton! (don’t forget to use a deep, solemn, resonant tone of voice).

Dukakis lost to George H.W. Bush, the incumbent VP, not the President (Reagan).

IRL, of course, Lucille Ball worked, as an actress, despite being married to Desi Arnez, who was a Cuban man of the period. I guess Desi had no self-respect.

Jeb apparently intends to evade such little campaign-finance law as remains by “outsourcing” his campaign to a superPAC.

That’s not really evasion, since all candidates in the post-Citizens United era let third parties campaign for them or against their opponents.

What makes Jeb’s plan unique is that he intends to surrender a lot of control over his campaign to such third parties, which is really dangerous and really surprising for a Bush, given the Bushes history of always having the best campaign staffs.

On the other hand if he ends up getting stomped by Clinton he can blame the campaign staff (since they’re technically not HIS campaign staff) and start again with a new team for 2020.

You think he’s going to primary President Rubio?

If Bush is stomped by Clinton?

You were going for a quip there, I know, but … fail.

What quip?

I just meant that if the general election is between Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton and if Bush loses, by “outsourcing” his campaign staff he can use the arms-length relationship as a means of avoiding the stain of losing, blaming them for the loss and thus giving himself another opportunity later (with a different campaign staff) to run again. It wasn’t meant to be pithy.

If you (A) lose, and (B) lose because you totally mismanaged everything that mattered, then © you’re a loser with (D) no chance left of convincing the people you can run the government.

Eh… Romney got a second chance. In fact lots of losers take a second run at it and win - consider Nixon and Reagan, for two.

Or, we’re guessing, Hillary Clinton, who mismanaged her 2008 campaign in ways that mattered a lot.