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Do you jerk off before or after you make up these stories?

That is an argument that could only be made by a complete asswipe

You are such an asshole I am surprised that feces don’t shoot out of your mouth when you talk.

You make my ban-finger twitch.

Will you just shut the fuck up already? Why do you have to question every fucking thing ad nauseum?

Thanks for the snarky non-answer asshole.

Seriously just pick a girl, take her on a nice date, and fuck her brains out. It’s not as hard as you’re making it out to be.

You are a stuck-up jerk who brags on your superiority in every thread whether it has anything to do with it or not.

And you (different poster) are just an asshole, period.

And you (different poster) are just a big fat crybaby. Grow up already!

My response is so controversial the men in black helicopters will catch me before I e

Get over it.

You obviously have anger management issues as well as a persecution complex. Shut your hooooooooooooole!

If this is how you deal with small inconveniences out in public/in your workplace, I’d hate to see how you deal with things at home, in private, that really are difficult and emotional. It must suck to be your family.

You really hate your wife, don’t you?

You were one of the mean girls in junior high, weren’t you?

How the hell do you find people willing to date you? Roofies?

Man up and apologize, asshole.

nevermind

You just blew my mind.

I just blew my nose.

It’s obviously cancer. You should take fish oil. Don’t bother going to a doctor. Take my advice right here.

Who cares!!!

Why the fuck didn’t you just Google your question instead of coming in here and wasting all these 'Doper’s time?

Assclown.