Eat a bag of dicks you fuckin tone deaf afterbirth of a bastard rat.
Just shut the fuck up and get your fucking baby’s fucking diapered ass OFF THE FUCKING TABLE!!!
twitches
Tone deaf? Tone deaf?? I will have you know I studied at Julliard and could pick a crystal bell out of a choir of glass bells, you cad.
Get a live journal already!
Get a job!
Get out of the fucking house!
My name is Timmy.
Or it would have been if Mommy had decided to keep me, the bitch.
what?
…and that’s when I bought the horse a prostitute!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You’d think that someone who goes to those extremes would have enough sense to stay out of a thread dedicated to the movie!
“lalala” indeed.
It’s YOUR not YOU’RE! Where are all the grammar Nazis when you need them? It’s driving me crazy! Why won’t anyone fix it!?
It may not get me banned but I did abort posting this to another thread.
Have you made a single positive post on this board or are you just that depressed about the state of the world these days, now that your ridiculous moral standards are out of date? :mad:
There are times when “eat shit and die” is the most polite reply I can think of. Get better at forming your arguments and you may rise to that level.
The mods are conspiring against me because they’re nazi prudes that can’t handle my extreme viewpoints.
Fat people have no one to blame but themselves.
Hi Opal!
I wish you would die.
I know where you live, and I’m coming for you with a hatchet.
The fact that you are too pathetic to get laid doesn’t make all women high maintenance bitches.
It’s not me, is it?
Seriously! Some people will find the Dope, and just post and post and post and everywhere you look, there they are- it drives me nuts! Sure, I want you to post, but goddamn, you don’t have to post everything you think about every fucking topic! (generic you, not you you)
You know, when I post in General Questions, it’s to get answers, not wild ass guesses off the top of your pointy little head that you spent 3 seconds formulating before replying, you douche. If I wanted that, I’d have posted in the I-don’t-have-a-clue-but-I-must-post-something-to-prove-I-exist forum. Look, I’m at least as smart as you. Don’t you think I could have pulled something out of my own ass if that’s what I wanted?
::stares at Alice through half-closed eyes, while stroking Sweetums’ edge with a file::
Seriously?? Someone asked a question about a new kind of cancer treatment and you suggest they should pray instead?? And then you tell another person that their friend would still be alive if they had prayed instead of having chemotherapy??? In your spare time do you go to funerals and pee on the casket while singing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” before having a drink of baby tears??
Awww, poor xxxx has a really really small penis. Obviously.
Word.
Conversely, just because none of the last three guys you went on a date with proposed doesn’t mean that all men are commitment-phobic neanderthals who can only be tamed by careful application of The Rules.