No, but I have some lovely Amontillado if you’d like. It’s just inside this crypt . . . .
Is this going to be the never-ending thread?
No, but the question is what will be the last question?
PT
Mu.
Does a dog have the Buddha nature?
To a dyslexic, the answer is yes, or possibly sey.
what does it all mean, man?
Damned if I know.
Is everybody happy?
42…the meaning of life is 42
Why does anyone need advanced math for a non-science major? (in other words: WHY THE HECK DO I NEED TRIG???)
You don’t. Go to art school.
How many boards would the mongrels hoard if the mongrel hordes got bored?
Just enough to knock the edge off that boredom. Carrying too many would just slow them down.
Is there anything good on TV to watch tonight?
No. Go rent some more porn.
What am I, chopped liver?
Regards,
Shodan
Nope, stewed beef.
Lobsang, is this thread continuing in the spirit you intended?
I’ll use my psychic powers. Please stand by: Lobsang is thinking… “Not quite how I intended, but knowing you all, well, at least it’s not in the pit yet.”
Where did I get these psychic powers?
It comes from eating the crusts of your sandwiches.
Have you ever really looked at your hand?
Yes, after reading a passage near the beginning of Jack London’s “Call of the Wild.”
Is there a soap that won’t dry out my skin?
Ask a professional.
WHy do I need to buy so many books for various classes?
Because college is evil, evil, EVIL. Well, except for the parties.
Why did my computer eat my term paper that is due tomorrow, propting me to rewrite it from scratch?
Because it knew that you didn’t have it backed up.
Why must this damned istitute have classes utill May 13th?
Because May 12th would be too soon, and May 14th too late.
Why navy blue? Of all the colours in the world, why navy blue?
Because navy pink would have been a tat too obvious.
What have I gots in my pocket?
I don’t know, but quit playing with it!
Will I ever really be happy?
Dunno - you tried heroin?
Who let the dogs out?