After removing the Bondo.
What’s the best way to discredit your boss?
Max out his creditr cards.
Over Macho Grande?
I don’t think you’ll ever be over Macho Grande.
What was the question again?
To be of not to be. That is the question.
If you won’t tell me your problem, I can’t help you.
How do I stop the funk?
Turn off the George Clinton album.
Would I look good in dreds?
If your glasses are clean.
Who’s you’re favorite criminal?
You.
What am I going to do next?
Hit “refresh” and see if anyone has come up with a smart ass answer to your question.
Why are men such big babies when they are sick?
It’s just an excuse to be waited upon.
It’s 6:00 PM. Do you know where you’re children are?
Chained in a cage in the celler they are always safe from harm.
Why are there FBI agents looking for me?
I think you just answered your own question.
Where did that form I was working on go? I just had it.
Over there, under that stuff. No,that stuff!
So then, he says “Is that your face or…”
Did you just shave your ass and are walking backward?
How can I get revenge on the person in my house that is spilling breadcrumbs and milk in the sugar tub?
Put bready sugar in their milk.
Anybody know when Microsoft will have another 25% off sale for passwords?
Put molasses in their shampoo.
What is the meaning to life?
It’s a cereal, from Post I think. Good with strawberries.
If the toilet goes counter-clockwise in the N. hemisphere, clockwise in the southern, what happens on the equator?
It comes straight out of a slot, one sheet at a time.
What’s for dinner?
Tiddles or Rover. Depending on how hungry you are.
Can I get a rain cover for a mountain bike online?
Only if you are willing to pay. A lot.
What was I gonna ask again?