bored…
as first poster on this page i pick ‘food’ as the topic, so example
CeCiL adaMS
man cannot live sans chickens
SHIJNn
I Just Had Nice Soup.
Q.E.D.
Quick, Eat Dinner!
Glad I got to do the SDMB poster with the shortest name… 
YARME
Yellow Artichokes Rarely Mold Early
RMDKS
Read mundane drivel; kill sanity.
What’s that? You said food was the topic?
SUMRH
Swallow uncooked meat; renounce health.
I Could Use A Muffin
ELEID
Every Last Egg Is Delicious
YKSRGP
You Know Salty Rice Gives Protein
EGDDB
Eat Glazed Donuts Daily, Boy!
ILEMB
I Like Eating Mouldy Bread
ORNAK
Ogres rarely need a king.
OOTT
Only order tasty tomatos
DARAV
Drink A Rum And Vinegar
TASD
Taste a scone daily
(sometimes I hate simulposts…) 
TUYVG
Tragically Underrated Yuppie Vegetable Grower
GOAAP
Gnawing on an apple pie
IAJOM
I ate Jello on Monday.
MCIRS
Mozzarella cheese is really stupendous.
aMBERLei
Many Boys Eat Red Licorice