It took the hamsters so long to post that, I had TIME to notice I’d once again neglected a topic. :o Anyway, here it is:
Numbers
eddy didn’t find ennumeration easy
SMDB addiction
1 magnificent joyride, sequentially used.
Topic: At the beach
Under the umbrella, I yell “Gstrings!”
Topic: Smelly things
DREAD
Dead, Rancid, Eaten, And Decayed
Topic: Politics
Liberal? I berate evil Republicans! Traitors and rats – I abhor neocons!
Oh, this one’s too good to leave at one use. Politics again. 
davis + democrats + republicans + terminator equals
politics as the topic again.
silly hooligans intellectually neener neener in jolly houses, not to instruct but jockey for national vote.
UGH, that sucked goat butt but I don’t care. THHHPT!
topic: food
silly egghead demanded some pie
topic: cow
Holsteins never idle in Jersey.
(how’s that for a twofer?)
Topic: the periodic table
Quietly: “uranium, iron… (lemmesee…) titanium, gold… uh… yttrium?”
Topic: Cheekiness 
Expertly deploying your derogatory euphemisms.
Topic: Television
Quick! Unplug it! Let TV go unwatched, youngster!
Topic: rodents
Eek! Eek! Darned rat-trap don’t do damage!
topic: fruit
Guava, raspberries? Eat each now. Bananas? Lovely! Apples do delight.
Topic: circus
Rats! Disgusting, dirty, diseased entities.
Topic: Egypt
I like underground tombs? Yep.
Topic: human anatomy
Quiet, undulating indundation laves the groves.
(At least it did until the Aswan Dam)
Topic: dams
Bones and ligaments embody growth.
Topic:Rain
quicksilver, lightly tapping your pane 1-5-4, 1-5-4