Not picking photopat, (Peppery Hot Or Totally Obscene Pork Always Tantalizes) but it’s sposed to be about food…
So back to samalama (ding dong…)
Some Amazing Meals Aren’t Lacking A Meat Alternative
This thread has gotten WAY more difficult!
What makes you think it wasn’t about food? 
LOL! Now this thread is WAY out of control!
Here is my make-up attempt:
Jello sloshing under Mudshark.
accent
A cheddar cheese entity never tires.
phatootp
Pork Has All The Omniscience Of The Pope
I love pork…
Igor Found 6 Watermelon And Swallowed 9 [small]seeds.[/small]
Torturous!
Not even chocolate cookies and noodles remedy his terrible situation.
You better begin again.
j_sum1:
Justice Stripped Udders are Mangled Obscenely
Sorry, missed the food topic rule.
Change that to Jell-o Strewn Udders are Man-handled Obscenely.
New Page, right? That means I get to pick the topic.
New Category is Numbers
Orange Skinner
Only Seven Goats Are Real
Mudshark
Dan has several manly aardvarks.
Orange Skinner
Return all eleven noodles now!
Eat Nine Lemons And Limes
Understanding Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, Division
Everyone lives in servitude!
Smart Hindus invented Vedic arithmetic.
Alaskan man owns real estate (in) Arctic Circle.
Dozens of Wiccans Coughed (in) 1970