Why can I not post a message 60 seconds after I have posted an earlier message? I know, this belongs on a different thread, but the mere fact that this has come up is bullshit! I’m telling Cecil, and he is going to fire all you fuckers.
You know Cecil is an Administrator? Right?
So you don’t do this. :rolleyes:
So you don’t do this :rolleyes:
Or maybe it’s to insure that you take at least 60 seconds to think about what you are posting.
Personally, I find that a low post count to membership time ratio indicates a high percentage of well thought out posts.
To do what yojimbo? Send the same post in two minutes later?
Personally, I wish they’d make you wait 60 seconds before you post anything.
Maybe then I could lose that red spot in the middle of my forehead.
I didn’t know donkey dicks were green…how do you know this information? I need proof!
The green ones probably aren’y ripe yet.
Cnote as you know it’s not that easy and I really didn’t want to go through all the crap that sdimbert went through here.
Is this laser site making you nervous?
Just a little.
Green??
Colorblindness can be a real bitch sometimes.
Hell, I’d set it at two minutes, or even five minutes. The ONLY reason we set it as low as one minute is because we realize that sometimes you realize, just after you hit that “submit reply” button, that you really, REALLY should have used the “preview reply” button instead. Otherwise, it’s as Frank said…you just shouldn’t be posting that quickly.
And if Cecil was gonna fire me, he’d have fired me for putting that “secret ingredient” in the fudge.
Aw, Lynn, don’tcha know that they’re planning on replacing all you guys with the Moderator Mark III? We need the updated technology, it’s nothing personal… 
And even thought the Admins may be a bit kooky at times (gotta love 'em, though), I’m sure they’re all smart enough to avoid them green donkey dicks.
I’m not sure we can ensure that we are insured against this.
RussellM
Insurance is my life.
I assure you, we are.
should we censure those who cannot assure us they have ensured they are insured?
RussellM
I’m sorry, you have not made it clear whether the big dicks are on green donkeys or the big dicks on donkeys are green. As a result of this sort of hopelessly muddled posting, I am petitioning the Administration to install a special 10 minute cycle on your posts. While you wait, your post will be subjected to S&G analysis by MS Word and, if any errors are found, you will be given an additional 10 minute cycle to correct and clarify your submission.
that’s it…
I now fire you all from your unpaid thankless job…
(ripping ponch mask off to reveal)…gasp…
Bill Gates, who has just bought the rights to this site…
I am now going to replace you all with my new i-moderator.
And this leaves me where?