cooldude: They do not suck “big, green donkey dicks.” They’ve never given me a blow job.
Lynn: What was that secret ingredient? If it’s what I think it is, would you mail me some fudge?
Well, a friend of mine just showed me conclusive proof that this guy is wrong. Take a look at this video clip from some European “funniest home videos” show.
http://www.looniebin-of-jokes.com/video/burro.avi
Obviously, neither a donkey, nor it’s dick, are colored green. Clearly cooldude does not check facts before making such a statement.
Well, thanks for that cooldude. We love you too.
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Nah, this one is just too easy.
How dare you say I don’t think my posts through just because I’ve been registered a long time!
(Oh wait, that’s not what you said…)
How dare you say I’ve been registered a long…
(No, that’s not it, either. Hmmm…)
How dare you insinuate that my post count is low!
(Damn, that’s wrong too!)
Ok, I’ll just go away and think about this for a while.
Ugly
Maybe those of us with high post counts in a short amount of time just type fast… heck, half a dozen typing classes (serendipititiously acquired) will do that to you.
RJK you should take my comments as a great compliment. You’ve got a great ratio!
Dammit! Zotti told us they were Bratwurst.
Ptui.
Sorry, just a poor attempt at humor. As in a post not very well thought out from a poster who…
Well, you get the picture.
In fact, given the reaction, maybe it really wasn’t very well thought out, and not just a joke. Wouldn’t that be ironic. 
Ugly
Frankd6:
I approve of that sentiment!
–Hmm. He told Dex it was Knockwurst.
Kosher, you know.
It has been noted that a donkeys member is not green. The question now is “Why does Cooldude refer to green donkey dicks?”. Perhaps Cooldude is really Popeye and lives on a diet of spinach which would in turn make his saliva green. This might explain why Cooldude has seen a green donkey dick.
What I hate about the sixty second this is that one of the MBs I visit sometimes has the Internal Server Error, and you have to go back and repost, and then you have to wait…it’s a real bitch.
But it also prevents spamming…like posting every five seconds.
Ahem…
The only time it gets me is if I have a few threads open at once and have been working on two posts simultaneously (for example, typing on one while I wait for a website I want to reference in the other one to load, etc…) and finish them at around the same time and try to submit them. It happens. No biggie though, I just wait and click it again in a minute.
The video is in Dutch, and the voice-over is quite hilarious. I’ll translate it if anyone’s interested. BTW, I do not know the guy nor the donkey in that clip, nor have I an idea as to how this could have come about…
ROFL!
I just saw that video.
We believe you Coldie
So this is how you spent your vacation in Mexico?
Dodging desirous donkeys?
Heh. It was all gobbledygook to me, so I’d love to know what the translation is, email it to me if you would please, the addy is in my profile.
The guy in the video doesn’t seem to speak any language I know, but this is what the Donkey Voice Over says:
“Oooh ohhhhhh, I’m getting so excited!
Yes, OOOOOOHHH! That cute little crack of yours!
OOOOOHHHH!!! Yes… Yes… Let me make sweet love to you!
Yeaeaeaeahhh!! You wear such exquisite lingerie, too!
Make me crazy, lay down! I’ll push you over!
YEEEESSS!!! I’ll push you OVER!!!
Yeah… grunt”
Who says only the Brits have humour
I’m sure y’all will DL it now, eh?