The Adventures of The Special Master

Hmmmm, now since Dick Cheney was Darth Vader, which Sith Lord does this make Trump? I don’t think he’s smart enough to be Palpatine.

No way Trump is a Sith Lord. He’s more like Jabba the Hutt.

He looks better than Jabba. Which is wrong.

Better?

< fist pump > Yes!

I dunno, Jabba had a kind of ruthless efficiency. I have more respect for him than Trump.

I didn’t expect that. How does he feel about the Pope?

Pass the brain bleach.

Yeah, but IIRC, Hutts aren’t capable of being Force-sensitive? So maybe he’s more like an old, over-weight Kylo Ren.

I wonder how cognizant Judge Cannon is of the fact that Dearie has quite clearly stepped in and is demonstrating to her how she should have correctly done her own job.

More like Pizza the Hut.

Here’s a lil treat for y’all. Hehe. :slightly_smiling_face:

WASHINGTON — Former President Donald J. Trump’s request that a judge intervene in the criminal investigation into his hoarding of government documents by appointing a special master increasingly looks like a significant blunder, legal experts say.

“Maybe from Trump’s point of view, creating delay and chaos is always a plus, but this has the feel of a giant backfire,” said Peter M. Shane, a legal scholar in residence at New York University and a specialist in separation-of-powers law.

But Mr. Trump’s apparent triumph would prove short-lived. An appeals court ruling last week and a letter the Justice Department filed late Tuesday about subsequent complaints his legal team has apparently filed under seal to Judge Dearie suggest that the upsides to obtaining a special master are eroding and the disadvantages swelling.

A lawyer for Mr. Trump did not respond to a request for comment.

No fucking joke.

How many Star Destroyers does the Pope have?

Looks like Loose Cannon has overreached again…

Judge Cannon undermines sDearie’s order for Trump to back up claims that FBI ‘planted’ evidence at Mar-a-Lago

Judge Aileen Cannon’s wiped away an earlier decision from the outsider arbiter — known as a “special master” — she herself had appointed to review the more than 11,000 documents retrieved from Mar-Lago during an August 8 search of Trump’s residence and private club in West Palm Beach. That special master, [Senior Judge Raymond Dearie] had ordered Trump’s lawyers to address by October 7 whether they contested the completeness and accuracy of the FBI’s inventory of records discovered during the search.

In a six-page ruling, Cannon said her order appointing Dearie “did not contemplate that obligation” for Trump’s lawyers and the former president, who has repeatedly claimed without evidence that the FBI planted some of the highly-sensitive documents seized from Mar-a-Lago.

Why hasn’t the 11th Circuit Court thrown a bridle onto this nag??

Four questions -

  1. Is Cannon’s latest ruling appealable?
  2. Is she on solid legal ground with overruling Dearie’s order to put up or shut up?
  3. What is the status of the full appeal to the 11th Circuit?
  4. If the 11th finds in favor of the DOJ does the whole SM just go away?

I’m guessing that the SM is in an advisory role only so Cannon can do whatever she wants regarding his actions/orders. Which makes #s 3 & 4 important.

Looks like Cannon is the only one on Donnie’s legal team that actually produces results. To quote the immortal Chandler Bing, could she BE any more in the tank for The Slobfather?

My understanding as a layperson is that Loose Cannon’s order for a special master allows her to overrule Dearie or pull him and install someone else.

I, too, am wondering how/if/when the DOJ can appeal. Can this be tacked onto the full appeal DOJ has already made?

How can T be allowed to file this whole complaint thing and then be like “I don’t have to actually make any claims in court, just in front of cameras!”?

They may not care. He can stall all he wants in his civil case. It no longer impacts the criminal investigation. If/when he is charged, none of this matters.

I guess I’m just sick of seeing T make BS claims that are 100% nonsense and then a judge or Congress or the GOP can’t/won’t ever slap him down. He runs around on TV and social media crying persecution!!111

And no one ever just says put up or shut up.

Of course, his followers still didn’t hear anything about it when all his election fraud claims were finally drummed out of court.

I just want something that will make him go the fuck AWAY now. He’s been menacing the country for way too long, and we roll out the red carpet for him to abuse us on every damn time.