surprisingly enough mine is
jefnixon (AIM)
I use AIM and am both Cynestria and EmpressDaikona
On ICQ my number is 48192153
I have Yahoo messenger, but I never remember to turn it on anyway.
Make yerself comfy… I posted in previous threads with my ICQ, AIM, and Yahoo IDs. Except for 2 people, unless I initiated a conversation, I had none. So I figgered no one wants to talk to me. Go figure - not wanting to talk to me of all people.
And if I got your namd, dob, you’d have gotten your ellefant already!! 
Well in case anyone ever feels the need to talk to me for any reason, my scren name on AIM is morningpixi.
I go by chibiladybug on AIM.
I have the same username on AIM, but I also use MovingTheSilence (my mom thinks it’s all cool and deep…heh…). Odds are I won’t be on that one, though. So if you really want to chat, I’m on JessEnigma in the afternoons and evenings.
jessica
All my info is in my profile also.
As well as my e-mail address which rarely gets used unless someone has something to bitch about.
:: sigh ::
<hijack>
Don’t feel to bad. I’m still sitting on that couch too! </hijack>
My AIM name is GLFreak.
ChiaPet3579
Watch your flirting, I’m a minor. 
** the tofu monkey **
again with the primate thing.
My AIM name is Franklin Sherman, and my ICQ number is 28776140. They’re always on, but I’m not always here.
SpeedracerDC1 on AIM
Someone message me!!
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My AIM name is:
SaveTheNails2001
I was listening to one of Trent Reznor’s opuses when I registered, can’t remember which though. Anyway, that’s the reason.
LC
Mine is um…Talkinsquirrel…now that I have aim names time to terrorize people!
Mwa ha ha ha!
NightofLightning
AIM is GingeroftheNorth
ICQ is 5413208
MSN is c_stephens
I’m known in the ole AIM territory as Memnoch Tracto. Yes… I’ve read the Anne Rice books… yeh, I’m in Latin… you really have me figured out!
~ARose
BluTwylite on AIM 
Feel free to say hi.
Rose
My AIM ID’s are craigbart26 at work, so if I ignore you or log right off, don’t get pissed
At home its elbarto031.
People can IM me anytime they see me on, I love meeting new people online.
Also, there were a couple of threads regarding this a few months ago
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67769
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69838