Now that you mention it, she does kind of seem like she was magically teleported into our world right from an episode of a particularly whimsical David E. Kelley legal dramedy. One that he never actually produced. He just wrote the script, decided it was too absurd and tossed it into the trash.
That’s the difference between tRump and David E. Kelley. It’s like that old joke about the college departments and their exorbitant equipment requisitions. The Math department just needs a blackboard and a trashcan. Whereas the Philosophy department gets along with just a blackboard.
The prime reason that creature from the bottom rungs of the evolutionary ladder’s “looks” (such as they are) are on the table, IMHO, is that “she” is on record claiming that to be her best attribute. Or at least more important to its self-image and persona than merely pretending she’s capable of aping “smart” people, with their fancy words.
The comparison to Boebert is, therefore, apt. A similarly under-educated barbarian who apparently posed down for some beauty show or something like that.
If one wanted to be really mean, one could compare her to that deranged person from Georgia with the space lasers who looks like George Jones’s twin sister. However, they all could have inhabited the same ward of an idiot asylum, perhaps a century ago.
But Garage Barbie is the front-runner so far.
You say “Garage Barbie”, I say “Garbage Barbie”.
So maybe the ‘b’ is silent.
In Voce-Hamilton Berger:
“Your Honor! Alin-competent, Alin-relevant and Alin-material!”
Beat me to it.
Like a misread thread title, every time I see “Garage Barbie” in this thread I read it as “Garbage Barbie.”
Although I confess to having no idea what “Garage Barbie” is supposed to mean. What’s a car storage shed have to do with a psychopathic and stupid soon to be ex-lawyer?
It means she’s only competent to be representing parking garage companies in mundane issues, not a high-profile defendant in a high-profile case.
Maybe she’s been cast in the Carrie Fisher role in the remake of Star Wars IV?
(Star Wars IV: The Really Shitty Fascist Hope > The Trash Scene)
Ah, but that presumes that in the long run there will still be a standard of professional ethics and an organization to enforce those standards (see below). At the moment, not only is this particular defendant and his legel team contemptuous of the judges and justice system, so is his herd.
The problem here–and I can’t believe I’m apparently supporting that vile person’s action at all–is that everything in connection with this particular defendant is election campaigning. As to disbarment, that’s a non-issue if Trump returns to the White House and his lemming-like party gains control of both the House and the Senate. Every single person who’s been “treated unfairly by the ‘Biden Crime Family’” (as they call this administration) will be further lionized and whatever punishments they received will be rescinded. Those who issued the punishments in the first place, will be punished for that and there won’t be any recourse. Hell, the lemming party will even punish the Air Force for refusing burial honors to Babbitt. And one of the organizations that will either be swept away or turned into a rubber stamp is the legal bar association.
The most mind-boggling thing about this is that Trump is unable to keep his yap shut. He does not have to actually do anything any longer, or say any more, for the herd to do their utmost to get him back in the Oval Office.
How I wish I were wrong.
*Trivia: I just discovered one term for a group of lemmings is slice. I’m disappointed it’s not fall, as in a fall of lemmings.
Before being Trump’s lawyer her biggest claim to fame was being legal counsel to her husband’s parking garage.
To quote one of my only country song faves: “You’re trailer park pretty, but you’re never going to be Jolene.”
A-ha! Lightbulb moment here. Thank you!
Considering the actual real estate agent Barnie, model Barbie, school teacher Barbie, etc., models I was trying to imagine some connection to garage as auto repair = Grease Monkey Barnie, etc. None of that added up as suitably insulting while also anywhere near apt enough.
Now I get it.
The referred person did, upon learning of her, create an earworm for me
Habba Alina, Habba Alina
Habba Alina WasteCourt’sTime…
A-ha! Lightbulb moment here. Thank you!
Considering the actual real estate agent Barnie, model Barbie, school teacher Barbie, etc., models I was trying to imagine some connection to garage as auto repair = Grease Monkey Barnie, etc.
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It seems his tiny arms would make being a mechanic kind of difficult.
My preferred local garage doesn’t get you in and out all that quickly.
I’d hate to think of how much worse it would be if they were seriously short-handed.
As to my typo: D’oh!!
Continuing the jocularity:
Or worse yet, had short-fingered vulgarians at the gates.
Trump is always short-handed and was recently caught red-handed!
But never red-faced.
Or at least never red-faced from embarrassment. He’s certainly bloviated himself into red-faced exhaustion a time or three.
How would you know? His face could be quite red under those layers of bronzer.
The man is constitutionally incapable of embarrassment. Besides, the inverse racoon mask of pale white skin around his eyes is never seen to be red.
But your point is well-taken; the silly-assed bronzer hides a lot.