The all-time WORST TV theme music?

There’s a new boy in the neighborhood, he lives downstairs and it’s understood . . .

Ah, yes, Fibber McGee beat me to the punch with the theme song from Charles in Charge, a scary ode about mind controlling dictators: “Charles in charge of our days and our nights / Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights / And I can see, I want Charles in charge of me.”

Night Rider

2nd place: Three’s Company

Felicity. Both versions suck, but the second one is the worst. Sure, the writing on the show is fine, but the show’s creator has a terrible voice. I don’t know why they let him sing.