At the end of one of his columns, why is Cecil’s name in all caps?
Because Cecil is really an android.
CECIL is an acronym for Cyber Electronic Computational Intelligent Lifeform.
Because he’s screaming it at you to make sure you remember. CECIL!!!
His celestial voice cannot help booming out in all it’s glory. The illusion of mere humanity cannot be sustained. 
Bad manners? How should I know? I was raised by wolves.