I have to say I liked the tasks this week. Often the tasks are something like, “fall off this bridge” or “push this rock” or something equally describable in two-to-five words. The complicated tasks are more fun, especially when the teams get all confused and have to think and stuff. Thinking’s hard!
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Anita and Arthur - Keeping bees.
Anthony and Stephanie - Not getting married. Bummer.
Mark and Bill - Rolling 2d10 to cast a spell of Readthecluedammit.
Marisa and Brooke - Ineptly and slowly doing something.
Aja and Ty - Dating long-distance from opposite ends of Sequesterville.
Kelly and Christy - Helping Mark and Bill cast that spell.
Terence and Sarah - Hyperventilating about the competence of the omelet-maker in the breakfast buffet line in Sequesterville.
Toni and Dallas (down from “Passing”) - Well, this episode shows pretty convincingly the TAR truism that one single mistake can completely sink your chances. I’m pretty impressed with Toni & Dallas’s spirit, gutting it out in the face of certain elimination–but, when all’s said and done, certain elimination is what it was. It’s amusing that Dallas mixed up Lenin & Stalin (wouldn’t they make a great TAR team!), and I was convinced that he got lucky when Tina helped him, but that one bit of bad luck overshadowed everything else.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one this week.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Andrew and Dan (up from “Flat Tire”) - Astonishingly, this episode was actually Andrew & Dan’s best showing of the entire season. Not only did they beat the Amazing Moneybag-less Toni & Dallas, they also legitimately beat Ken & Tina, while having to perform an additional task. I think the dancing judge gave the boys an Ugly American credit and let them off easy, but still, I have to move this team up a notch in the rankings. I’ll be flabbergasted if they win it all (considering how many times the Amazing Editors have blessed them with the Horns of Woe), but I have to admit they’re turning it on at the right time.
"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
No one this week.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Ken and Tina (holding steady) - A legitimate contender for first place, but they’ll have to step up their game to beat Nick & Starr. They spend a little too much time snapping at each other and not quite enough time actually racing, as their not-a-trolley-bus mistake and their can’t-find-the-cluebox mistake show.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Nick and Starr (holding steady) - This team has to be the favorite to win it all. Another first place this week gives them six overall (tying guess who?), over only ten legs. And Nick really pulled his weight this week–not only did he coolly navigate the subway, but he was also the only person to get the right number (62) in the bust-counting task. This almost makes up for his naive lies-and-tricksyness strategy he keeps laying out.
Next Week: The finale!
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]