Well, you know, he let Christie Brinkley go without much of a fight. Would a straight guy do that? 
OMG…
Esprix/matt/Anthracite/Doob (insert the doper with whose personal sexual preferences you have the most violent objections) is “GAY”???
Shit - and the only reason I was their friend in the first place was because I thought I had at least half a chance of getting hot monkey sex off them.
You have just got to be SOOOOO fucking kidding if that is the way you have been tsught that parents evaluate and pass judgements on their children’s behaviour. If that is what ** normal ** parents do, then I have never been more proud in my life to be abnormal.
Meep! “Esprix/matt/…/Doob” (sorry, Anthracite…it’s the whole female thing) and the words “hot monkey sex” in the same post!
Must go lie down now.
In a bathtub with the cold water running…
Nice try, kid, but it don’t compare to my first Pit rant oh so many months ago…
But, for what it’s worth, I’ll agree with the spirit of the OP, if not the exact wording.
Esprix