The Annoy Everyone Thread

Tooooo… MOrrow, tomorrow,
I love you, tomorrow,
You’re always a day away…

And to think I’m actually playing Queensryche here. And drinking wine. Can you tell?

On a related note, is that girl from Sex and the City really “Annie”? I’ve heard so.

Hot diggity damn, I’m hijacking my own thread in the OP. I’m sure THAT’S annoying to read.

Now, please annoy us all by posting insane quotes and general weird stuff. Apologies in advance to the administration, but I thought it was about time I’d live up to that “Most Likely to Post Drunk” moniker. So there.

Allow me to be the first to say that I do this without even trying.

Time for me to go out and buy some Bass. I’ll come back later and post.

"Who ever thought my sister had the legs of a Thoroughbred - National Lampoons Vegas Vacation.

Way to go on being drunk

Singing la la la la lalala
la la la la lalala
la la la la lalala la la la

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Answer: the top of the page.

So what are the three words that end in …gry??
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway???
How much wood does a woodchuck chuck???

I don’t want any-body else, when I think abOUUt you I touch my-self, oh oh oh, I don’t want any-body else, no-no-no-no, I touch my-self… I touch my-self…

(hehe I’m on the drinking kick too :D)

Pete and re-Pete went down to the sea. Pete got drowned, who was left?
You know what??

Chicken Butt
You know why?

Chicken thigh

What’s the opposite of “above me?”

And that’s all I have to say about that.

Do you really want me to annoy you? Really?

[singing]
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small, small world

[/singing]
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Why did I do that :eek:

Stop hittin’ yerself! Stop hittin’ yerself! Stop hittin’ yer-OW! Stop hittin’ me! Stop hittin’ me…

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190 calories Serving size 1 Cup(209g)

Dedicated to Coldfire, my bitch:

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiam a pretty little Dutch girl,
as pretty as pretty could Beeeeeee!

And all the boys around my block are crazy over Meeeeee!
Iiiiiiiii… L-O-V-E love you
I K-I-S-S kiss you,
I K-I-S-S kiss you on your F-A-C-E facefaceface!
I could go one to the other verses…

But I won’t.

PSYCH!!!

Sheeeeeeeeee HAD a boyfriend fatty,
Who came from cincinatti!
With 48 toe and a pickle for a nose and this is what he said to her:
Iiiiiiiiiiiiii L-O-V-E love you…

etc, etc, etc…

:smiley:
Oh, and yes, I am drinking tonight.


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Alright, I give up. I can’t stand it ANY, ANY more.

What ARE the three words that end in 'gry? I have resisted asking, and I know that one is hungry and one is angry. I KNOW I am being annoying, but I JUST CAN’T STAND IT ANY MORE!

Puhllleeeaasee, will someone just TELL me?

WHAT is the third word?

Scotti

(Is that annoying enough for you? If not, I can do better)

for the record, i won with a bottle of surge, but not with this bottle of citra…

Who wants to be my virtual annoying spouse? C’mon, EVERYONE is doing it!

Oh, and these are the annoying songs that have been stuck in my head this past week. I’m not going to post the titles, I’m going to post some lyrics so that as you read them, the songs will be stuck in your head too. Better yet, I’m not going to post the chorus, so you’ll be annoyed trying to figure out what song it is.

I.

*Well it used to seem to me
That my life went by too fast
And I’d have to take it slowly…
If I something something last…
*

II.

Isn’t it rich? Are we a pair? You here at last on the ground, me in midair…

III. Nanoo doray welcome Christmas Welcome Christmas bring your light…

IV. Music/turns the bourgoisie into rebels…

We are the world, we are the children, something something, so let’s start givin’
[Bob Dylan voice] There’s a choice we’re making, we’re saving our own lives[/Bob Dylan voice]
It’s true we’ll make a better place, just you and me

Coldfire, if I ever get back to Europe, I’m buying you a beer. Or two. Or nine. Even if you don’t want me to.

But enough of this nice crap.

Are we all aspects of one uber mind? Or just deluded individuals?

According to my ex magdalene, I am both virtually and literally annoying, but my talent for being annoying really shines the most IRL. Having said that, virtual is the only type of spouse I would be these days.

Now I must be off. My neighbors expect the John Tesh CD’s to be played at full volume much earlier in the evening. I fear they will have trouble falling asleep…