So anyway, from my first surgery, I had this big scar right down the middle of my belly, and then for my second surgery, the doctor went down the same scar but the third time he didn’t have to open me all the way up so I have these four little scars and two are almost invisible and I just hope I don’t have to have surgery any more because I’m running outta stuff that they can take out and I really don’t like being in the hospital so do you wanna see my scars?? Huh?? I’ll show you…
areyouseriousiwannaseeyourscarshowvisiblearethosetwoscarsaretheytotallyinvisibleorcanyouseethemhowlonghaveyouhadthemtellmetellmetellme
But, isn’t a little rabbit a bunny?
And I am NOT a poopyhead, I just got through washing my hair. It is so very, very clean. And tangle free.
Why do people say ‘my hair’ when it should be, ‘my hairs’?
Why isn’t it ‘little hare foofoo’?
What color is everybody’s hair? People do a/s/l checks, but no one ever asks about hair. Why???
Why oh why?
And I’ll show you mine.
I gots scars too. One’s six inches, and one’s eight inches. On my knees. I’m thinking of having two tiny flowering vines tattooed on the scars, like they are climbing a trellis…or a tree… or the path to my in-san-ity…
You are so funny. Welcome to the boards!! So will a welcome hijack annoy Coldfire? Nosy spiders want to know!
[tee hee hee]
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Monster
I hate it when someone gives you only part of a story.
Have you ever been lonely ?
I know I have.
Well I heard this the other day,
And it really says something about being in your own,
I’d like to share it… with you
Take the ribbon from my hair,
Shake it loose and let it fall
Lay it soft upon my skin,
Like the shadows on the wall,
Come and lay down by my side
'Till the early morning light,
All I’m taking is your time,
Help me make it throught the night.
I don’t care who’s right or wrong,
And I don’t try to understand.
Let the devil take tomorrow,
Lord tonight I need a hand,
Yesterday is dead and gone,
and tomorrow’s out of sight,
Want to be really annoyed
Don’t break my heart,
my achey breaky heart
sorry I couldn’t risk brain damage by typing any more of that.
BOO!!!
(Admit it, you were scared!)
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
found a peanut laaaast night,
Last night, found a peanut.
Found a peanut last night.
It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rotten last night.
Last night, it was rotten,
It was rotten last night.
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
ate it anyway last night.
Last night, ate it anyway.
Ate it anyway last night.
Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache last night.
Last night, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache last night.
Called the doctor, called the doctor,
called the doctor last night,
last night, called the doctor,
called the doctor last night.
Pennicillin, Penicillin,
pennicillin last night.
Last night, penicillin.
Penicillin last night.
Operation, operation,
operaaaaaation last night.
Last night, operation.
Operation last night.
Died anyway, died anyway,
died anyway last night,
Last night, died anyway.
Died anyway last night.
Went to heaven, went to heaven,
went to heaven last night.
Last night, went to heaven.
Went to heaven last night.
Wouldn’t take me, wouldn’t take me,
wouldn’t take me last night.
Last night, wouldn’t take me.
Wouldn’t take me last night.
Went the other way, went the other way,
went the other way last night.
Last night, went the other way.
Went the other way last night.
Didn’t want me, didn’t want me,
didn’t want me last night.
Last night, didn’t want me.
Didn’t want me last night.
Then I woke up, then I woke up,
then I woke up last night.
Last night, then I woke up.
Then I woke up last night.
It was a dream, it was a dream,
it was a dream last night.
Last night, it was a dream,
It was a dream last night.
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
found a peanut last night.
(and on, and on, and on…)
Have I annoyed anyone? :D:D:D
Watch the AnnoyMeister in full swing, baby!
This song only needs two lines quoted to piss you ALL off.
" Rollin’ in my FIVE point OH,
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow! "
Alhough, admittedly, waterj2 wins an honourable mention for his JohnJohn the CyberianTosser impersonation. That was scary rather than annoying.
Goodbye to you my tristed friend.
We’ve known each other since we were nine or ten,
Together we’ve climbed hills and trees,
Skinned our hearts
Skinned our knees
Learned of love and ABC
**All together now!!![b/]
We had joy
We had fun
We had seasons in the sun
but the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time…
Wow, I wish I could only be as annoying as you guys.
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*Originally posted by sk8rixtx *
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That wins in my book! :rolleyes:
Why the sarcasm, screech? Now, you make sk8 cry again.
this is a job for MysterEcks and his band of professional crybabies.
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Hey, I can cry like a pro! Shut up. I just wasn’t trying.
Hey ya’ll, anybody know the third word that ends in -gry…hungry and angry are two of them but what is the third one???
No sarcasm meant - just the fact that you have taken up more than 55 inches of printout with your postings so far (far more had I fully quoted your one-before-your-penultimate post. THAT is the annoying part that wins in my book. 
[Apart from the fact I have no idea what song Coldfire is singing.]
Don’t make me start singing “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”.
Someone as experienced as you should know Silo… No?
Go here: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_251.html
Next time try and use your search function.
YOU can cry like a PRO??? * I THINK not pal-o-rama!!*
Anyways, like I was sayin’…my bag of water had just busted, all warm and gushy, and the PAIN!! Oh, incredible, like someone was yanking out my heart through my southern most parts, and it’s been FORTY FOUR hours of labor…shall I elaborate on the the afterbirth part now???