Shameless post pad. This is #999. Watch for my P1K thread, coming soon to a MPSIMS near you!
Today, my baby produced three poopy diapers. One of them was green and I don’t know why…could he be teething?
:eek: 
Even TYPING that annoyed me!
Please send me your name, measurements and address in an email. I am not saying why…
:eek:
Minxsmom, you’re right that it’s Little Rabbit Foo Foo, and not Bunny as say the heathens, but the good fairy’s refrain is, "Little Rabbit Foo Foo, I don’t like your attitude…" etc. :rolleyes:
<Boasts that she learned this in New York City, and therefore it must be the Right Version of this song, thereby dissing the hicks>
Tabithina, you changed the “Met St. Peter, met St. Peter” verse to “Wouldn’t take me, wouldn’t take me” and completely omitted the following one, “Didn’t like him, didn’t like him…” See boast about Little Rabbit Foo Foo song.
(Makes joke about Subway Series and hits send without prevweing. Uses smilies excessively and confusingly.);j
Is it a duck?
HeYWhAssABiE, PePuL!!!
WhAt? IsNT ThIS sTYUL DaBOMb?I HaVe a 1994 CoROLla wIT Da StYlInEsT BoMbAzZ SySTeM aN SuBWOOFeRs FrOm RaDiO ShAcK… Da BeSt DeY HaD! i GoTTa RuN, DaWgZ.
PeAcE iN Da MiDDlE EaSt
TiGgErIL … DA RaNDoMeSt BiZnAtCh In ChI-ToWn…
I have to go shower now…
If you can read this, you’ve spent too much time in this thread.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Spider Woman *
**You are so funny. Welcome to the boards!! So will a welcome hijack annoy Coldfire? Nosy spiders want to know!
[tee hee hee]
Why thank you… you are divine. I don’t know if a hijack will, but I’m sure this will…
Su-whee, whaddaya see?
Zuckerman’s famous pig!
Fine swine, wish he were mine
Zuckerman’s famous pig!!!
By the way, is your real name Charlotte? Do you write stuff in your web? Does anybody know what I’m talking about?
Oh, and btw, Billy, don’t be a hero. Don’t be a fool with your life. Billy, don’t be a hero. Come home and make me your wife…
Oh, and about bolding everything in my previous post?
I meant to do that.
Yeh.
C is for cookie. That’s good enough for me. Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.
gry, aggry, and puggry.
ihaveabigcock
this mb sux and the mods blow goatz.
i’M oUt>
Como stás? Stó bèñ. Pòdo contar de 1 a 10:
uno - /uno/
dos - /Dos/
tres - /tres/
cuatro - /kwatro/
çiñque - /tsiNke/
seix - /sejS/
sèt - /se:t/
oço - /otso/
nòue - /no:we/
dèç - /de:ts/
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa. Beep!
zzzzt! Maaaaaawwwwwrrrrrrrrrr!
Does this mean I need to retype the WHOLE THING???:eek: :o
Bwwwwaaaa-hahahahaha! 
My baloney has a first name, it’s OSCAR
My baloney has a second name, it’s MEYER…
I’m voting for that greatest living American, Al Gore, and you should too, because…
Aw Hell!
FairyChatMom: Next time just have them put in a zipper.
Here is a great big hug for everyone!!!
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And here’s a hug for Coldfire, for starting this wonderful, profound, and meaningful thread. You changed my life sniff. I’m sooooo happy. I have a place where I can be ME…sniff.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Coldfire}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(It’s probably a GOOD thing that I don’t drink anymore. I COULD be worse… )
When I was a little bitty baby my momma would rock me in the cradle
In them old persimmon fields back home.
It was back in Lituania, I had a long-nosed Pomeranian,
In them old persimmon fields back home.
When them persimmon fruit get rotten you can’t pick very many persimmons,
In them old persimmon fields back home.
Hows that go again??? 
My son was watching a Christmas video this morning before school (he never tires of them). I know I’ll have to dodge cyber-bullets for what I’m about to post, but I must purge my brain of the ditty that has taken over my day today:
"Haaave a hol-ly jol-ly Christmas,
it’s the best time of the year.
I don’t know if there’ll be snow,
but have a cup of cheer!
Have a hol-ly jol-ly Christmas,
and in case you didn’t heeeeeear—
WHOA! BY golly, have a hollyjolly
CHRISTMAS, this year!
::dons bullet-proof vest, hauls ass outta the thread::
I’m a New Yorker, too. You must’ve gone to the school where they were purposely teaching the wrong lyrics to make you guys look dumb. hahahahahaha
Are you a Yankee fan or a stupid, dirty Met fan?
If you are a stupid, dirty Met fan, please tell me. What’s up with those big-butt jerseys? (the way too small black ones that they wear with the white pants). Do none of the Mets own a mirror? Can’t they tell how weird they look? Of course, I guess anything is better than blue and orange. Who the hell thought that up? Have they been fired for it yet?
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg…
Coldiegirls musical tastes just get worse and worse… first it was Rush now its Queensrychike…
Bleaeaack… I’ll take the Barney theme song any day over that.