Cecil Adams is an anagram for “CIA led scam.”
We’re all just pawns.
Sugar and salt are the same thing, we only taste what we ‘expect’ to taste.
Christianity is a religion of peace and tolerance.
Oktoberfest is named for the Old German month of Oktober, which fell between May and June. We hold it in October in this Gregorian world because calling it “Junefest” would be totally inappropriate.
A war once started when a Spaniard put Irish cream in an Italian soda in the 1970s. The chaos and bloodshed resulted in Franco’s fall from power as the Spanish dictator. Tensions mounted again when a Frenchman ordered an English-toffee-flavored Italian soda in 1982, but the war was averted when Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five released “The Message”, an album pleading for peace in the world (among other things).
New Mexico is secretly both new and Mexican.
It’s a little-known fact that Emperor Nero was also burning ROM while Rome burned.
Gay people are really just in it for the cake.
As was revealed in ancient petroglyphs in the American west, which have been transcribed by scholars as:
Skype hete gyta lng lytl dge
Maybe the gay guys, but the lesbians are of course in it for the pie.
Are the bi people in it for the souffle?
And straights are in it for the bon bons.
You guys get pie?
People in Latin America speak Latin as their native tongue.
Residents of Tuskegee are most famous for their enlarged upper canines.
In Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart never said “Play it again, Sam.” What he actually said was, “That’s one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind.”
FACT: in the wild some oragutans have been known to operate a rudimentary Geisha system.
There is a species of bat native to the Island of Spitzbergen which subsists entirely on Peach Melba. The knowledge of its existence is suppressed by the Illuminati.
a ducks echo doesn’t quack
*Inversion intended.
An airplane which is attempting to take off from a treadmill will never become airborne.
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There are tens of thousands of high paying, no experience necessary manufacturing jobs available here in Detroit, Michigan. The mayor doesn’t understand why more people aren’t moving here. :rolleyes:
Up until sometime near the end of 1997, the official motto of the American Atheists Society was “There is no God, and also, we hate him”
Wait a minnit! LonesomePolecat gets a moderator warning (and a pretty strongly worded one at that) for a sarcastic take on Islam, but betenoir says the exact same thing about Christianity and … nothin’. What gives?