Co-worker: Hey, JTL, how’s it going?
Mr. Rilch: Steelers won, baby! One victory away from the Super Bowl!
RIGHT: Great!
WRONG: I’m not interested in football.
Co-worker: Hey, Rilch! Get anything good for Christmas?
Rilch: I sure did! The New Yorker cartoons anthology and the companion to the Beatles Anthology!
RIGHT! Cool! I got…
WRONG: I can’t stand the Beatles.
Neighbor: Whad’you do last night, EB?
Boss: Oh, I was rehearsing with my church choir.
RIGHT: Cool. I was…
WRONG: I don’t go to church. Organized religion is a crock.