Okay, now the fucking guy is suing me.
I get a call during dinner last night, him saying he wants to know what I’m willing to do about his bumper, which I’ve scratched up.
“I didn’t scratch your bumper–”
“If you’re going to deny it, I’ll be forced to seek other recourse.”
“You do what you gotta do.”
“I’ll be filing a civil case.”
“Whatever you gotta do, do it. Just don’t be calling me up saying I did something I didnt do.”
“You parked the car the wrong way–”
"There IS no wrong way. I can park your car front in, back in, or sideways in if I could fit it, and the only thing that compells me to park the way you like it parked is courtesy. "
“–and the scratch on the bumper matches the paint on the pillar–”
“–which ANYONE including you could have put there–”
“”–so I conclude that you have scratched the bumper–"
“Whatever.”
Since this is a private parking lot, and his bumper is covered under his insurance policy, and since he voluntarily gave me his keys and permission to park his car, as per the builidng’s regulations, is he even going to be able to file a case? I don’t know what he’s thinking of–small claims court?–but I’m going on my Matlock/Law & Order legal training, and think I’m going to have this dismissed without any evidence or testimony at all being introduced because
1)this is something to be settled by the building, not the courts
- this is covered by insurance, and if not then he should have insured himself against paint damage.
Is there any way he can successfullly have this heard by any court you can imagine? If I should open up a thread in GQ or something about this, I’ll do so, but this seems like such a dumb slamdunk to me, maybe I can have that confirmed here without the bother of opening up another thread? What say you?